The Grammar Fascists Delight

nillerz · Subject: The Grammar Fascists Delight Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:34 am

Spot the grammatical flaw, and you shall earn a cookie!

Polka music causes us to dance happily, dont you know?

**mononokifool** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:38 am

nillerz wrote:

Spot the grammatical flaw, and you shall earn a cookie!

Polka music causes us to dance happily, dont you know?

umm should be a semi-colon instead of comma.
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; me thinks

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**oligarch** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:57 am

mononokifool wrote:

nillerz wrote:

Spot the grammatical flaw, and you shall earn a cookie!

Polka music causes us to dance happily, dont you know?

umm should be a semi-colon instead of comma.
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; me thinks

You put a period in front of your semi-colons.

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**mononokifool** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:03 am

oligarch wrote:

mononokifool wrote:

nillerz wrote:

Spot the grammatical flaw, and you shall earn a cookie!

Polka music causes us to dance happily, dont you know?

umm should be a semi-colon instead of comma.
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; me thinks

You put a period in front of your semi-colons.

yes. yes i did

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nillerz · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:44 am

WRONG. You would only use a semi-colon if the next part of the sentence would do fine as a sentence on its own. The answer is the contraction "Don't" requires the proper apostrophe.

Mind geting me a glass of water?

**mononokifool** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:46 am

nillerz wrote:

WRONG. You would only use a semi-colon if the next part of the sentence would do fine as a sentence on its own. The answer is the contraction "Don't" requires the proper apostrophe.

Mind geting me a glass of water?

geting should be getting

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**oligarch** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:03 am

Thats spelling not grammar.

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nillerz · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:00 pm

I do believe that you mean, "That's spelling, not grammar"

**Diogritor** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:22 am

nillerz wrote:

I do believe that you mean, "That's spelling, not grammar"

"I do believe that you mean; "That's spelling, not grammar." note the period

**ilych** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:34 am

ahhhh grammar nazisim it hurts my brain

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"I worked at a factory owned by Germans, at coal pits owned by Frenchmen, and at a chemical plant owned by Belgians. There I discovered something about capitalists. They are all alike, whatever the nationality. All they wanted from me was the most work for the least money that kept me alive. So I became a communist."
–Nikita Khrushchev

**mononokifool** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:53 am

http://www.souljaboytellem.com/chat

Best grammar i have ever seen

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**ilych** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:15 am

mononokifool wrote:

http://www.souljaboytellem.com/chat

Best grammar i have ever seen

that place is so fun to fuck with people on

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"I worked at a factory owned by Germans, at coal pits owned by Frenchmen, and at a chemical plant owned by Belgians. There I discovered something about capitalists. They are all alike, whatever the nationality. All they wanted from me was the most work for the least money that kept me alive. So I became a communist."
–Nikita Khrushchev

**mononokifool** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:33 am

ilych wrote:

mononokifool wrote:

http://www.souljaboytellem.com/chat

Best grammar i have ever seen

that place is so fun to fuck with people on

Lol if you are ever on there, I go as John the Baptist

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Watermelon · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:59 pm

Soulja boy is so last year.

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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990

accept green or die!!!

my name is evyindur H haarde

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i hope soulja boy gets ran the fuck over by the grammar bus.

**Comrade Pollett** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Fri May 02, 2008 10:40 pm

lol I'm dyslexic

**enviro** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Thu May 15, 2008 10:04 pm

i am sorry, i am lysdexic

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Watermelon · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Thu May 15, 2008 10:28 pm

waht deos taht say im not vrey good at rideang?

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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990

accept green or die!!!

my name is evyindur H haarde

**enviro** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Fri May 16, 2008 12:18 am

yes i am nto vrey gdoo ta raedngi

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**Blackartviper** · Subject: Re: The Grammar Fascists Delight Tue May 27, 2008 1:03 am

mononokifool wrote:

http://www.souljaboytellem.com/chat

Best grammar i have ever seen

congrats sir! you ran into an ordinary 4chan raid