i lost my virginity this year to the sister of a mcdonalds coworker of mine
sad but true
more recently tho another girl from mcdonalds came to my place to give me a ride home from work
we both had kindof a thing for eachother for a while yada yada yada
anyhoo i try to get her to come in for some sex
when she said sex shouldnt be planed out or somthing simalar
i said well how about we play some mario no sex involved
she sed yes and 20 minits later were going at it
an hour later were still screwing (with her up top at this point) when my sister startes banging on the door (for those of you dont know i live in a 0 bedroom apartment with my sister)
me and my coworker quickly scramble to find our clothes wich took a long time as the place was a mess
and my sister didbt say a thing she went on like nothing happend waiting for the next day to confront me
anyway mario as become a code word for sex between me and that coworker ever since
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