Jesus of Nazareth

**Alek4A** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:09 pm

david blain could levitate out of jesus' grasp and then he could guess the card jesus pulled from david's deck

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**mattabesta** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:12 pm

oligarch wrote:

MightyObserver wrote:

oligarch wrote:

George Washington was a general and a president, Jesus literally never did anything that effected the physical realm in any way what so ever.

His actions caused a religion to be created. This religion is now the largest in the world and has something to do with most religous conflicts. Jesus inadvertantly caused everything done in his name or with Christian values in mind... whether he would have wanted it or not.

Emperor Constantine created christianity at the Council of Nicaea because Jesus was a composite Horus, Mithra, Krishna, Julius Caesar and others.

Jesus' actions were all metaphors for the year.

lolololol I find ppl that beleve that funny
they didn't create it but they photo shopped it.

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stos wrote:
I'm with the left commies on this one.

I'm not back I'm just bored to death.

''Any society that would give up a little liberty, to gain a little security, will deserve neither and lose both.'' - Benjamin Franklin

**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:35 pm

Liche wrote:

You all ways make water from wine.

Grapes + Water = Wine (I know its more complicated process...)

Jesus was basically just a philosopher, but Constantine exaggerated every thing he did to make him seem like a god.

without grapes

Oligarch wrote:

Funny. Wish I had the materials with which to make this sort of thing.

Edit: I tried to turn the "NaziObserver" ino an "AnarchoNaziObserver" just for the heck of it but it was too hard to draw an "A" that small.

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**oligarch** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:02 pm

MightyObserver wrote:

Wish I had the materials with which to make this sort of thing.

I used Adobe Photoshop CS3 and Ulead GIF Animator 5.

Adobe CS3 Collection(All CS3 products)
Ulead GIF Animator 5

Note that given the crudity of the drawing, I could have just as easily have used MS Paint.

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I tried to turn the "NaziObserver" ino an "AnarchoNaziObserver" just for the heck of it but it was too hard to draw an "A" that small.

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:28 pm

that picture scares me.

my avi did to, so I changed it.

**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:41 am

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Interesting. I was trying to fit it into the area the original thing was in.

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**oligarch** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:53 am

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Interesting. I was trying to fit it into the area the original thing was in.

The A isn't visible at that size.

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:59 am

the all seeing eye creeps the...oh yea no more cussing Sad

... out of me.

**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:10 am

oligarch wrote:

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Interesting. I was trying to fit it into the area the original thing was in.

The A isn't visible at that size.

...which is why I was having a hard time.

Edit: How 'bout an all smelling nose?

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:48 am

hahaha
Der Juden!!!!

sounds like some Nazi Propaganda, or maybe my brain is just being really antisemitic again...
('>

Yea but I like all smelling nose much better than all seeing eye.

But we can't forget: ALL MIGHTY OBSERVER.

**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:10 am

Liche wrote:

Yea but I like all smelling nose much better than all seeing eye.

Still fits, too, because smelling is still a kind of observation.

Could this be any more off-topic?

Edit: Sweet! My rank now has the word 'experienced' in it!

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:35 am

Yes I believe you will swiftly climb the ranks!

(and its okay this is my post, plus its kind of dead)

**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:42 am

Liche wrote:

(and its okay this is my post, plus its kind of dead)

Clowns in overalls are invading clown

. Grab your sandwichs, saldwater, and rubber duckies. It's cow-wranglin' time.

You know what I've noticed? Spamistan sounds like a place made specificly for spam but it's described, eccentially, as an off-topic forum. I wouldn't feel comfortable spamming there anymore than I would anywhere else. When I joined Calinis had a ton of really spammy looking threads. Were they frowned upon or considered acceptable?

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**oligarch** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:35 am

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**MightyObserver** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:38 am

You're good.

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**Jesus** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:07 am

Yes i am declared hero winning at 13:5 !

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Jesus wrote:

Yes i am declared hero winning at 13:5 !

shut up.

**mattabesta** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:31 pm

beatnikzach wrote:

Jesus wrote:

Yes i am declared hero winning at 13:5 !

shut up.

you loose

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stos wrote:
I'm with the left commies on this one.

I'm not back I'm just bored to death.

''Any society that would give up a little liberty, to gain a little security, will deserve neither and lose both.'' - Benjamin Franklin

**WeiWuWei** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:30 am

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Jesus looked at him and said, "How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God! Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

Luke 18:24-25

That man, whether real or not - I'd like to think the former, even though I'm not a Christian - was definitely one of the earliest Socialists.

No doubt about it.

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: Jesus of Nazareth Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:29 am

Yay! WeiWuWei for the win!