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PostSubject: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:28 am
...has always existed

then what was he waiting for?


my answer

procrasturbating

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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:12 am
If god is incapable of managing his own time then he is not omnipotent and therefore why call him god.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:16 am
oligarch wrote:
If god is incapable of managing his own time then he is not omnipotent and therefore why call him god.



epic peenor?
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:17 pm
he was waiting for the building materials to arrive.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:48 pm
oligarch wrote:
If god is incapable of managing his own time then he is not omnipotent and therefore why call him god.


He's capable, but the more he interferes, the more he influences free will. He wants people to have faith.

The question there is, if he wants people to have faith, why did he give us common sense? To make our faith that much more powerful? Since to believe in god, you basically must abandon your sense for faith.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:49 pm
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:19 pm
I thought you were a crisschin, matt.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:10 pm
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I thought you were a crisschin, matt.


lol your not communist no more!
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 1:08 am
Shabazz Freeman wrote:
oligarch wrote:
If god is incapable of managing his own time then he is not omnipotent and therefore why call him god.



epic peenor?


Nope, his penis is so small its immaterial, he impregnated Mary without even taking her virginity.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 1:50 am
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Nope, his penis is so small its immaterial, he impregnated Mary without even taking her virginity.


HOLY MOTHER OF- ohwate... XD

lol, the teachings of Christ are good in some aspects (such as Jebus teaching to loving others, etc.) but when I look at the Bible now, it's nothing more than a censored facist book taken quite literally by most Christians.

At least...in America. European Christians are moderate and they are okay. US Christians...are a rather...different story... >.<

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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 2:42 am
I am a commie but I am in the green party. also gods penis is everywhere at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 2:59 am

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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 3:06 am
Pastafarians are so winning atheists suck.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Thu May 01, 2008 8:54 am
That's because it's fun to be a pastafarian! Allow yourselves to be touched by his nodly apendage!

Now, Jesus himself existed, this is indisputable. They have the records of his trial and such. Now, he was crucified probably because he was saying he was the son of God. And thus, he was crazy. He was an excellent philosipher, probably the greatest pilosopher of human decency and kindess ever. Unfortunately, the bible, which was writted 500 years after his death, is filled with so many inconsistancies and just fucked up shit that it makes us wonder if he even existed. The man was a kind and gentle man, if a littlte nuts, if he said he was the son of God, that is.

There was another book that was removed. I believe it was "Thomas". Esentially, Jesus said to this dude, "Hey, you know all that stuff I said to those twelve guys over there? Don't take it literally." It basically says that Jesus meant that the kingdom of heaven is inside ourselves. God is inside each of us, and not in the supernatural sence. Obviously, a version of this is still in the bible, just claiming God is a full corporeal being in another, cloud filled dimention, or something to that effect, and that his love is in all of us.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:26 pm
I'm off for a few months and the religion-haters run amok again.

The question of what god did before he created everything was answered by Augustine of Hippo around 400 AD. The answer is ....

wait for it....

Why should there have been time before god created it along with the Universe.
Funny fact: Stephen Hawking theoratically agrees. No matter = No Time.
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PostSubject: Re: if god...   Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:30 pm
god's penis is as big as any one
we were made in H/his image....
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