Jehovah's at the door.

**CoolKidX** · Subject: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:02 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYaOIlFMqw

Awesome video of a guy who just owns them.

I wanted to show that, but also ask what do you do when JW's come to your door? Last time I had a big dicussion with them, but that was a year ago, and now I gained more knowledge on how ridiclious it is, I hope I can have a better dicussion and all.

For the rest everyone I know just closes the door is like "yeah.. yeah.. ok go away now?"

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**WeiWuWei** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:00 pm

I'm an Atheist, but I think it's funnier to lie to them and simply tell them that I'm Jewish.

Works like a charm, by the way.

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**Tyrong Kojy** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:24 pm

Nice. Ramen, brothers and sisters.

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

**Tyrlop** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:17 pm

they never come to me, but my friend used to say he was the devil and bla bla and they freaked out, he told me.

**Zealot_Kommunizma** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:21 am

I think one day I may just have my home prepared with pieces of animals, pentagrams and play O fortuna, let them in and start seizing and such, maybe drug my ferrets so they look demonic and hopefully at least disturb them.

Nah... too impractical and I don't think it'd work.

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**Tyrong Kojy** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:38 am

Nah, that would work nicely. Just make sure you get lots of assorted animal parts from the butcher's. And use pig hearts only. They're the most like humans'

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

**Zealot_Kommunizma** · Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:43 pm

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

Nah, that would work nicely. Just make sure you get lots of assorted animal parts from the butcher's. And use pig hearts only. They're the most like humans'

I don't know... plus unless they had some medical training or knowledge on Biology I doubt they'd be trying to distinguish between organs and animals' pieces.

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