New proof of Turtle God Lord!

**Liche** · Subject: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:26 pm

Tyrong has been bad mouthing god and has felt his wrath! But I have said "Turtle lord, maybe now he'll understand!" and Turtle Lord (Allah) fixed his electronic devices!!!

**CoolKidX** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:35 pm

Turtle God is Allah? Wtf. Then fuck him.

Also, if everything postive happens, and you prayed before that, and claim it was a god who did it, its bullshit. Like, not even proof. I dont pray and postive things happen. That prooves you should not pray for a god to help you?

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:02 pm

Allah, God, Divine Turtle Lord, Jehova. etc.

all the same thing man.

**CoolKidX** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:20 pm

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

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**Tyrlop** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:40 pm

CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

BECAUSE THERE R MORE FUCKING MUSLIMS THEN THERE ARE JEWS AND THEY ALL SAY GOD. SO ALLAH IS THE BEST
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**Black_Cross** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:42 pm

CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

They're interchangeable words with the same meaning.

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**CoolKidX** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:08 pm

Tyrlop wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

BECAUSE THERE R MORE FUCKING MUSLIMS THEN THERE ARE JEWS AND THEY ALL SAY GOD. SO ALLAH IS THE BEST
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But not more Christians, so FU, sir.

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"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." --Reginald Mansell

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:52 pm

Turtle well, I used lord to apeal to Christians/Jews and Allah to appeal to muslims. and Turtle to appear to Native Americans Razz

**Tyrlop** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:13 pm

Liche wrote:

Turtle well, I used lord to apeal to Christians/Jews and Allah to appeal to muslims. and Turtle to appear to Native Americans Razz

ÖW FÜGG KÄW.
Native Americans eat turtles, they cook them. stupid son of a bitch to rock'n'roll coffe and casinoes owned by indiats

**CoolKidX** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:16 pm

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

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"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."--Jose Narosky

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." --Reginald Mansell

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**Tyrlop** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:05 pm

CoolKidX wrote:

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

I dont give a shit

**carmen510** · Komsomol Member Posts: 158 Join date: 2008-01-27

Well, those Native Americans on Greenland may be giving his Danish nation some troubles. Wink

**CoolKidX** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:36 am

Tyrlop wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

I dont give a shit

No seriously Tyrlop, don't do that, don't hit that shit on me, I ban your ass nigga. lol.

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"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."--Jose Narosky

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." --Reginald Mansell

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**Tyrong Kojy** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:40 am

People, people, PLEASE. We ALL know it's the Giant Space Duck. Now, hurry with your sacrifices, for if He is not pleased, he shall devour the world.

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

**WeiWuWei** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:34 pm

Alright, seriously, you guys shouldn't joke around like this. You are probably pissing off Cthulhu right now.

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**Tyrong Kojy** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:29 pm

Hail, Cthulhu! Lord of the dark, Great Lord of all! To show my faith, I display my pushie with pride! He's so CUTE!

Seriously, they make a PLUSHIE of Cthulhu. How wrong is THAT?

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

**Zealot_Kommunizma** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:09 pm

Not wrong Tyrong, I'd say cute.

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**Liche** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:06 pm

I would buy one, but my dog would chew it up, and in the process get possessed.

**alexCCCP-RUS-54321** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:13 am

i kkkhope you guys get killed by retarted monkey with pencil in a spaceship

**Tyrong Kojy** · Subject: Re: New proof of Turtle God Lord! Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:38 pm

We hope nice things on you Alex.

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest