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Liche
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 15
Joined : 29 Jan 2008
Posts : 1535
Location : USA-Virginia
 |  Subject: Re: Post your religion here  Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:56 am | |
| | mattabesta wrote: | | me be evangelical lutherian christian!!! |
I'm lutheran to.
(I don't know what "sect" thing though) |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:21 pm | |
| I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious?"
He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ?
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
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Tyrlop
Hero of Socialist Labor
Joined : 01 Jun 2008
Posts : 446
Location : Denmark Copenhagen
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| | Watermelon wrote: | I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious?"
He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ?
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. |
lol is this a joke? |
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Tyrong Kojy
Worker of the World Republic
Age : 21
Joined : 11 Apr 2008
Posts : 328
Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:29 pm | |
| Ha, ha, ha!
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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| HGAHAHAHAHA
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:40 pm | |
| its a joke by emo phillips
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:46 am | |
| emo,s rule
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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mononokifool
Experienced Party Member
Age : 19
Joined : 30 Mar 2008
Posts : 814
Location : Florida
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am | |
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im pretty sure thats his name
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mattabesta
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 17
Joined : 23 Dec 2007
Posts : 3237
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:33 am | |
| | thats its funny |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:05 pm | |
| nive grameer 
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:16 pm | |
| lol nice use of ierny
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:56 am | |
| lol
ATHEISM
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:23 am | |
| wath?
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:25 am | |
| atheism rules!
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:31 am | |
| yeah i know but thats kind of off topic...................who cares!
atheism is for players!
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:06 am | |
| its about religeon isnt it!
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:40 am | |
| touche. maybe wikipedia is god. its all-knowing
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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inkus2000
New Party Member
Joined : 31 Mar 2008
Posts : 541
Location : I woke up this morning and I dont know where I am.
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:04 pm | |
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"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. |
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enviro
Chairman of the WR Committee
Age : 902
Joined : 05 Feb 2008
Posts : 1780
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:20 pm | |
| lol
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I know that imprisonment will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, filled with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty. But I do not fear prison, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who took the lives of 70 of my comrades. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me." |
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Watermelon
ZEK in siberian gulag
Age : 97
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 2640
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Post your religion here Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:36 am | |
| im sort of getting annoyde by all the lols
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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990
accept green or die!!!
my name is evyindur H haarde |
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