the flying tea pot

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:41 pm

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is true because The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is true.

Beat that amazing logiks.
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Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990

accept green or die!!!

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Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:40 am

WHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43 am

Do I detect a hint of envy?
_________________

"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990

accept green or die!!!

my name is evyindur H haarde

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:55 am

I was supporting you.
_________________
"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Tue May 27, 2008 1:33 am

gosh I was offline for like 3 months and now my cute little threat has become a real clusterfuck to read XD
heres another one... even more logic

25 Million Years ago there was an intergalactic Confederation ruled by the evil space emperor Xenu. There was a major problem of overpopulation at each planet of the confederation. Xenu decided to solve this problem in a violent way. He called all people for an tax inspection and ordered evil psychiatrists to stun those people via frozen alcohol/glycol injections. Then he took all the stunned people with spaceships who just look like DC-6 airplanes (but they have turbines instead of propellers) to earth (which was called Teegeack back then). He dropped all the stunned people at the foot of the hawaian volcanoes and then dropped hydrogen bombs into the craters. The volcanoes errupted and the people werent no longer stunned but death. Their spirits wanted to return back to their homes but evil xenu caught them via energy rays. Then he putted the souls in large cinemas where he brainwashed them with films about christianity and other religious stuff. Then he dismissed the spirits and they were confused and sticked together into clusters. They possessed todays mankind ancestors. and that is the reason for all sorrow and pain of humanity. (Btw... Xenu was catched and is held until today in a energy cell powered by an infinite baterry)

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Tue May 27, 2008 9:49 pm

^^ Gotta love that scientology.

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Wed May 28, 2008 12:26 pm

copypasted from wikipedia... its fun cause its true

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Wed May 28, 2008 12:28 pm

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Wed May 28, 2008 1:03 pm

It'S weird that pepole are willing to pay like 1000$ for one hour there, they must feed them drugs or something.

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Fri May 30, 2008 3:59 am

no they just pick them up when they re desperate... and they do not have to pay immediately at the beginning... first they get brainwashed

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:33 am

I love Scientology. Almost as much as I like Christianity! It's funny. Al hail the Flying Spaggetti Monster! But, you know, if you want to follow Xenu, or not, or whatever it is, then that's fine. FSM doens't mind being second to ther Gods.
_________________
"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:29 am

I haven't ever seen no teapot in my life. Duz that mean its real?
haha The west virginia blood in me payed off. If only I knew what huckel berrys were....
Ha that reminds me of dingle berrys.

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:31 am

awesome, i don't belive in a superpower ate the sky's, im just to much a realist i tried to belive at god and all that crap but when i think about all this i just realize that its impossible its just crazy to belive that some kind of think make this all, with tha same luck you can belive in flying pig's lol!

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:26 pm

You people DO realise that the Flying SPaghetti Monster is a farce, right? A parody religion? You'd have to have some real issues if you ACTUALLY believed it. It's literally another term for athism. And yet on the actual site some of the hate mail says, well, that they can't believe we believe in it. We DON'T, and that's what makes it so funny.
_________________
"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

Subject: Re: the flying tea pot Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:09 am

"You people DO realise that the Flying SPaghetti Monster is a farce, right? A parody religion?"

what? say it aint so, joe. I WONT BELIEVE IT! SHUN THE NONBELIEVER, SHUUUUUUUUUN.
_________________

"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization"
Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990

accept green or die!!!

my name is evyindur H haarde