How will it bee when Lenin returns from the Future?

**Tyrlop** · Last edited by Tyrlop on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:20 pm; edited 2 times in total

what will happend when Lenin returns from the past, and steps into the future?
What will the world be like? how is Lenin going to save it?

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**CoolKidX**

He would change into a robot and kill every bourgeois with his robot arm machine gun then unite the world and make them serve him.

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**Tyrlop**

CoolKidX wrote:

He would change into a robot and kill every bourgeois with his robot arm machine gun then unite the world and make them serve him.

in communism in the future everyone turned in to ants, and had no faith in god, and 10000 million people have died because people have lost their morals, and the interest of the state is higher valued then a human life. what will it be?

**Tyrong Kojy**

Pha, Future Lenin. What a pssy. No, what we have to worry about are the vampire robot nazis who are also zombie alien bats.

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"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest

**CoolKidX**

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

Pha, Future Lenin. What a pssy. No, what we have to worry about are the vampire robot nazis who are also zombie alien bats.

Future Chuck Norris would kick his ass anytime anyday.

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"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."--Jose Narosky

"A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties." --Reginald Mansell

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**Liche**

Well, when Fidel Castro is reincarnated into a super genius Russian circus bear (yes, that speaks 17 different languages fluently) the world will be a much better place. It is suspected the bear will come October 8, 2032, and conquer Russia, South America, the Caribbean, and much of Africa buy September of 2039. Some time in 2042 Jesus will come, unite Future Lenin and Future Fidel Castro to stop the Vampire Nazis. Their will be an epic battle, and in the year 3000 it is predicted that something will happen.

**WeiWuWei**

(Buzzkilling time!)

Honest answer: Lenin would shit bricks. Nay, Lenin would shit an entire brick wall. Think about it: the Soviet Union is gone, the world is in a new epoch of free trade and economic interconnectedness on a massive scale, the United States has become a hegemon of both Capitalism and Imperialism, and the only "Communist" countries left are China, North Korea, and Cuba.

So he'd probably be pretty pissed.

However, I'm sure that he would fine hope in the indigenous Socialist movements that are and have been developing in South America.

But even still, like I said, Lenin would probably be pretty pissed.

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**Zeronos**

Gonna go with WWW on this one.

**Lilith**

Liche wrote:

Well, when Fidel Castro is reincarnated into a super genius Russian circus bear (yes, that speaks 17 different languages fluently) the world will be a much better place. It is suspected the bear will come October 8, 2032, and conquer Russia, South America, the Caribbean, and much of Africa buy September of 2039. Some time in 2042 Jesus will come, unite Future Lenin and Future Fidel Castro to stop the Vampire Nazis. Their will be an epic battle, and in the year 3000 it is predicted that something will happen.

Liche! That makes no sens at all because actually on december 2012 we'll be all death because earth will be completely destroyed. What a non-sense answer!!!

WWW wrote:

Honest answer: Lenin would shit bricks. Nay, Lenin would shit an entire brick wall. Think about it: the Soviet Union is gone, the world is in a new epoch of free trade and economic interconnectedness on a massive scale, the United States has become a hegemon of both Capitalism and Imperialism, and the only "Communist" countries left are China, North Korea, and Cuba.

So he'd probably be pretty pissed.

However, I'm sure that he would fine hope in the indigenous Socialist movements that are and have been developing in South America.

But even still, like I said, Lenin would probably be pretty pissed.

Yeah, I guess that's what would happen for real. I guess he probably would suicide seeing the world as it is right now.

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**Liche**

Well, he'd gain support from Jews and Christians, since he'd basically be the Messiah.

**Zeronos**

Liche wrote:

Well, he'd gain support from Jews and Christians, since he'd basically be the Messiah.

Lenin would almost certainly off himself then. Future shock, AND being loved by people he views as completely misguided?

**WeiWuWei**

Liche wrote:

Well, he'd gain support from Jews and Christians, since he'd basically be the Messiah.

Y'know what, that actually sort of makes sense. So long as he resurrects himself at the place where Christians and Jews think that Jesus is coming back, he'll be okay.

I know that there's one specific place where they think he'll be, but I forget what it's called.

Anyways, Zeronos is right. But still.

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**Liche**

Christians don't actually have a specific place. Jews think it will be somwhere in Israel, because they believe the messiah hasn't come yet. But a lot of them now a days think it will be in America, just because their huge American nationalists. But a lot of them think it will be in any where with a lot of Jewish people, the Jewish parts of Africa, of course Israel, and sadly Newyork.

**Tyrong Kojy**

New York Jesus.....

"You are the Lord himself, the son, the great one, the messiah, the deliverer!"

"(Italian accent) Fuck you!"

"Uh....."

_________________
"Jenaveve took everything from me.
My friends,
My family,
Everything!
Her ambitions to dominate the universe are terrifying,
Evil beyond imagining.
I,
Tyrong Kojy,
The one whose power even the creator fears,
Will stop her.
Even if I have to destroy the universe to do it!"
Tyrong Kojy/Jenaveve by Nicholas Rivest