And no, retards, he's not going to "ban singing in the shower." I mean, fuck, how do you even enforce that kind of shit? Do you think he's going to put police in your bathrooms? For fuck's sake...

And yes, you people should be taking three minute showers. I'm down to five, and I really wish I could make it snappier. Quit fucking crying.

I hate people today.

Except for Hugo. Fucker's got a brain in his head.

Huh?

I could shower for hours lol.

Screw him, I take my half hour showers and I like it.

I once fell asleep in the shower, its possible.

i see no problem. its just an advice not a law, so easy people, i also agree, what less shower would be good. i only take shower twice in a month, stupid people who take it everyday should be shot.

Ew....

the only reason people sweat so fucking much is because they are either ill or fucking stupid.
fucking retardation people.. take a look at your clothes, humans are not made to wear plastic bags as clothes. take a good look now, hold your breath, if it does say 100% polyester then you are fucking retarded kiddo. even if it says 10% then throw your hands up and dump that shitshirt where it belongs. now stupid assmotherfucker in law. the minimum requirement for a good shirt that you don't start smelling in after wearing it a few days is 100% Cotton, then comes the wool, wool is damn good nice sheep biological invention, it can't get wet,(it doesn't suck the fucking water) one reason the sheeps can stay outside all year. (WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SAILORS WEAR WOOLSHIRTS? ARE YOU DUMB? THEY CAN'T DROWN STUPID COCKSUCKER) now second, the wool is invented so smart that it can't get really dirty, it cleans itself, yea it maybe sounds amazing for you stupid nano nerds but it does, do you get that? another reason that the sheep is almost white all the time, fucktard, now look wool is made so it automaticly cleans itself, that means no dust and shit like that will stay on it. last, fucking wool makes your skin breath assholes, instead of fucking plastic polyester that strangulates your fucking buddy so it has to throw all that water out..
NOW FOR THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO HAVE FEETS THAT SMELLS AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BECAUSE THEY TAKE A SHOWER EVERY 10 MINUTS: FUCK YOU.
take a fooking look at your shoes, and socks. first socks it should NOT be a fucking plastic bag as you proberly got right now. second SHOE:
what the fuck are you thinking man, plastic shoes, yea fuck off, sneakers dump them, fucking thing sucks, the only thing here that works is leather, leather leather leather. go to a real shoemaker, or find some real shoes at your nearest bulky or 2ndhand shop, LEATHER.
that should be it for now. fucking hate people who think they are smart to take shower every day, those should be fucking shot.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT SO MANY PEOPLE NOW DAYS DEVELOPS AN ALLERGY!??! FUCKING HUMAN BODY IS NOT MADE TO THIS SHIT, AND ONE LAST THING THROW THE PARFUM AND DEODORANT OUT, USE REAL ALCOHOL!

First, you're a rude prick.

Second, not every body, buddy, is the same, or did you not know this? I just sweat. My whole family, even the skinny ones, do, despite what they wear. Finally, I have greasy hair that MUST be washed every day, or it gets REALLY greasy. It's like it's on a 24 hour timer.

Dude, I meant just normally, shirtless, sitting around. And hey, you know all that dead skin and shit? LITERALLY shit? Yeah, it's not healthy to have all that. Besides, as I said, the hair.

I am who I am.

Hugo chaves is a Bastard a bad man.