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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:25 am | |
| Do we have any fellow Pastafarianists here? | |
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CoolKidX Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4639 Join date : 2008-02-14 Location : Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:28 am | |
| Erm..who are these Pastafarianists guys =]? | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:40 am | |
| - CoolKidX wrote:
- Erm..who are these Pastafarianists guys =]?
I'll give you a few beliefs. - We beileve in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (peace be upon FSM) - Hot Sauce is the anti-christ - Heaven is Hot Strippers and Beer - Hell is Ugly Strippers and Nasty beer - Pirates are divine. Since 1800, Pirates have declined and Natural disasters have increased. They can stop global warming - Law of Gravity is NOT real. FSM holds us down with his invisible noodles which explains our height and weight distribution in different sections of the world - FSM came from China - We beileve in the Commandments of "the Eight i'd Rather you Didn't" Theirs much more i could teach you, oh young one. May his Noodly appendage touch you. RAmen. | |
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Liche Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613 Join date : 2008-01-30 Age : 30 Location : USA-Virginia
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:52 am | |
| sadly (no offense) this is a true religion. | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:22 am | |
| - Liche wrote:
- sadly (no offense) this is a true religion.
Obviously not | |
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WeiWuWei World Republic Party Member
Posts : 624 Join date : 2008-04-14 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:34 am | |
| Sorry bro, I like the Pastafarians, as well as the Invisible Pink Unicornists, but I am actually a very proud member of the Orthodox Church of Cthulhu. | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:39 am | |
| - WeiWuWei wrote:
- Sorry bro, I like the Pastafarians, as well as the Invisible Pink Unicornists, but I am actually a very proud member of the Orthodox Church of Cthulhu.
Invisible Pink Unicornists are the anti-christ also. And what is Orthodox Church of Cthulhu? | |
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Zealot_Kommunizma Hero of the World Republic
Posts : 5413 Join date : 2007-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Mexico/Russia/Worl
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:09 am | |
| - Rename wrote:
Invisible Pink Unicornists are the anti-christ also.
And what is Orthodox Church of Cthulhu? Basically those that aside from masturbating hardly to Lovecrafts' books (bibles) also masturbate to Pirates of the Caribbean II and III. | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:25 am | |
| - Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:
- Basically those that aside from masturbating hardly to Lovecrafts' books (bibles) also masturbate to Pirates of the Caribbean II and III.
Ok, wait, what? You just lost me. Orthodox Church of Masturbation or something? | |
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Zealot_Kommunizma Hero of the World Republic
Posts : 5413 Join date : 2007-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Mexico/Russia/Worl
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:32 am | |
| - Rename wrote:
- Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:
- Basically those that aside from masturbating hardly to Lovecrafts' books (bibles) also masturbate to Pirates of the Caribbean II and III.
Ok, wait, what? You just lost me. Orthodox Church of Masturbation or something? Check this. | |
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Liche Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613 Join date : 2008-01-30 Age : 30 Location : USA-Virginia
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:53 pm | |
| HP Lovecraft Americas favorite psychopath. Hes actually not psychotic. | |
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WeiWuWei World Republic Party Member
Posts : 624 Join date : 2008-04-14 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| - Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:
- Basically those that aside from masturbating hardly to Lovecrafts' books (bibles) also masturbate to Pirates of the Caribbean II and III.
LULZ. Harsh, bro. My dark lord will be none to happy to hear you say this. | |
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CoolKidX Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4639 Join date : 2008-02-14 Location : Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:54 pm | |
| Sory if i insult you but thiz belive is the stupidest shit ever. Honestly. | |
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Zealot_Kommunizma Hero of the World Republic
Posts : 5413 Join date : 2007-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Mexico/Russia/Worl
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:55 pm | |
| - WeiWuWei wrote:
LULZ. Harsh, bro. My dark lord will be none to happy to hear you say this. It's not my fault that your dark lord has decided to star in such motion pictures. Maybe he thought it would be a good idea to initiate kids... | |
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Stos New Party Member
Posts : 546 Join date : 2008-09-14
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:57 pm | |
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Zealot_Kommunizma Hero of the World Republic
Posts : 5413 Join date : 2007-12-06 Age : 35 Location : Mexico/Russia/Worl
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:12 pm | |
| - Stos wrote:
- Old meme is old.
That's why. | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:29 am | |
| - CoolKidX wrote:
- Sory if i insult you but thiz belive is the stupidest shit ever.
Honestly. ....It's not real. It's insulting theists basically. | |
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Alek4A Hero of Socialist Labor
Posts : 413 Join date : 2008-05-07 Age : 31 Location : America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:11 am | |
| - Rename wrote:
- CoolKidX wrote:
- Erm..who are these Pastafarianists guys =]?
I'll give you a few beliefs. - We beileve in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (peace be upon FSM) - Hot Sauce is the anti-christ - Heaven is Hot Strippers and Beer - Hell is Ugly Strippers and Nasty beer - Pirates are divine. Since 1800, Pirates have declined and Natural disasters have increased. They can stop global warming - Law of Gravity is NOT real. FSM holds us down with his invisible noodles which explains our height and weight distribution in different sections of the world - FSM came from China - We beileve in the Commandments of "the Eight i'd Rather you Didn't"
Theirs much more i could teach you, oh young one. May his Noodly appendage touch you. RAmen. um your sorta wrong about hell the religon specificcally states strippers have std's and the beer is flat, but thats a minor correction otherwise your right on Ramen | |
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Liche Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613 Join date : 2008-01-30 Age : 30 Location : USA-Virginia
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:12 am | |
| - Rename wrote:
- CoolKidX wrote:
- Sory if i insult you but thiz belive is the stupidest shit ever.
Honestly. ....It's not real. It's insulting theists basically. No it is legaly real. - Quote :
- Bryan Killian, a high school student in Buncombe County in North Carolina, was suspended for wearing "pirate regalia", which he said was part of his faith. Killian protested the suspension, saying it violated his right to religious freedom.
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- Pastafarianism was featured in a November 2007 issue of the science magazine New Scientist
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- # Neil Gaiman and Michael Reaves' novel InterWorld mentions the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a list of legitimate deities one might believe in.
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- The Flying Spaghetti Monster was featured in the Dec/Jan issue of the science magazine Seed in a section dedicated to the year in review 2005.
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| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:18 am | |
| i am a fellow pastafarian. |
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Liche Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613 Join date : 2008-01-30 Age : 30 Location : USA-Virginia
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:43 am | |
| Some day the Teutonic order is gonna declare war, and we will have to fight comrade VS comrade | |
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Tyrong Kojy Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2142 Join date : 2008-04-11 Age : 37 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:35 am | |
| Ramen, my brothers and sisters!
Oh, and I'm back on. FUCKING PORN VIRUSES! What kind of monster puts viruses on PORN!? Honestly!? | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:49 am | |
| - Tyrong Kojy wrote:
- Ramen, my brothers and sisters!
Oh, and I'm back on. FUCKING PORN VIRUSES! What kind of monster puts viruses on PORN!? Honestly!? Hmm, thats something most people wouldn't share openly..but ok than! Less porn, less viruses, got it? We need you on the liberal side. | |
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Liche Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613 Join date : 2008-01-30 Age : 30 Location : USA-Virginia
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:22 am | |
| thinks like this might hurt the industry huh? | |
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Posts : 571 Join date : 2008-07-31 Age : 32 Location : United States of America
| Subject: Re: Pastafarianism Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:36 am | |
| - Liche wrote:
- thinks like this might hurt the industry huh?
Obviously it hurts the industry, i mean with all this free crap how can hard-working citizens get a decent pay?! and fuk u (Kidding) | |
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