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enviro
Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629
Join date : 2008-02-05
Age : 25
Location : bite the power
|  Subject: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3  Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:54 am | |
| i got some new jokes and stories
heres 3
the following two are true stories
4 teens climbed up a mountain, realizing they had nothing to sled down on, they took the protevtive,padded cover of a street lamp. sledding down, they hit the same pole they took the cover off,since there was no padding, 2 of them died
two guys drove out on the ice, to celebrate thier new car, they chose to throw dynamite.they had a dog that fecthe sticks,so when they saw it running back,they got in the car.the dog exploeded,theice broke,the car feel, and they drwoned
and what has 2 theeth and 20 arms
THE FRONT ROW AT A COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT | |
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oligarch
Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-01-31
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:35 am | |
| How many Zimbabweans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zimbabwe lacks the infrastructure and investment capital needed to create and sustain an effective means of delivering electricity to its inhabitance. | |
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Sill
Senior Komsomol Member
Posts : 236
Join date : 2008-09-29
Age : 32
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:16 am | |
| - oligarch wrote:
- How many Zimbabweans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zimbabwe lacks the infrastructure and investment capital needed to create and sustain an effective means of delivering electricity to its inhabitance. you lost me.  | |
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enviro
Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629
Join date : 2008-02-05
Age : 25
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:15 am | |
| HAHAHAHAH
i tottaly got it | |
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Stos
New Party Member
Posts : 546
Join date : 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:08 am | |
| How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. | |
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Jesus
World Republic Party Member
Posts : 679
Join date : 2008-09-12
Age : 30
Location : Behind you're back
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:08 am | |
| - Stos wrote:
- How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. yes they hire people to do it at their place | |
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oligarch
Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643
Join date : 2008-01-31
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:42 am | |
| How many Poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One two hold the ladder and one to turn the lightbulb in a clockwise fashion until it is secured in its socket. | |
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Tyrlop
Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1853
Join date : 2008-06-01
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:44 pm | |
| Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue. | |
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Zealot_Kommunizma
Hero of the World Republic
Posts : 5413
Join date : 2007-12-06
Age : 35
Location : Mexico/Russia/Worl
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:17 pm | |
| Awfully politically incorrect joke incoming, pretty stupid. If you laugh to it you know you have to take a charged real .45 gun's muzzle inside your mouth and pull the trigger. - Spoiler:
There was Hitler and a bunch of Jews next to a bridge. He told to the first Jew "Put your arms so that you look like a 'T' and throw yourself from the bridge" and so he does. Then he tells to the next Jew "Put your arms so that they look like an 'S' and drop yourself from the bridge" and so he does. Then he tells to a third Jew "Lay on the floor so that you look like an 'L' and throw yourself" and so he does. Then comes Manheim and tells Hitler "Mein Führer, we're at war and you're playing Tetris?!"
I'm of jewish descent and I didn't invent the damn joke, I read it in a "joke's encyclopedia". | |
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mattabesta
Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936
Join date : 2007-12-23
Age : 29
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| - Stos wrote:
- How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. hahahaha how many communists dose it take to stage a coup? | |
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Stos
New Party Member
Posts : 546
Join date : 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:49 am | |
| - Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:
- Awfully politically incorrect joke incoming, pretty stupid. If you laugh to it you know you have to take a charged real .45 gun's muzzle inside your mouth and pull the trigger.
- Spoiler:
There was Hitler and a bunch of Jews next to a bridge. He told to the first Jew "Put your arms so that you look like a 'T' and throw yourself from the bridge" and so he does. Then he tells to the next Jew "Put your arms so that they look like an 'S' and drop yourself from the bridge" and so he does. Then he tells to a third Jew "Lay on the floor so that you look like an 'L' and throw yourself" and so he does. Then comes Manheim and tells Hitler "Mein Führer, we're at war and you're playing Tetris?!"
I'm of jewish descent and I didn't invent the damn joke, I read it in a "joke's encyclopedia". So... Bad... | |
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enviro
Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629
Join date : 2008-02-05
Age : 25
Location : bite the power
| | Subject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3 Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:10 pm | |
| jsvnt you all heard about the word? | |
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