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enviro
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PostSubject: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:54 am

i got some new jokes and stories
heres 3
the following two are true stories
4 teens climbed up a mountain, realizing they had nothing to sled down on, they took the protevtive,padded cover of a street lamp. sledding down, they hit the same pole they took the cover off,since there was no padding, 2 of them died

two guys drove out on the ice, to celebrate thier new car, they chose to throw dynamite.they had a dog that fecthe sticks,so when they saw it running back,they got in the car.the dog exploeded,theice broke,the car feel, and they drwoned

and what has 2 theeth and 20 arms

THE FRONT ROW AT A COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:35 am

How many Zimbabweans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Zimbabwe lacks the infrastructure and investment capital needed to create and sustain an effective means of delivering electricity to its inhabitance.
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:16 am

oligarch wrote:
How many Zimbabweans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Zimbabwe lacks the infrastructure and investment capital needed to create and sustain an effective means of delivering electricity to its inhabitance.

you lost me. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:15 am

HAHAHAHAH
i tottaly got it
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:08 am

How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None.
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:08 am

Stos wrote:
How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None.
yes they hire people to do it at their place

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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:42 am

How many Poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One two hold the ladder and one to turn the lightbulb in a clockwise fashion until it is secured in its socket.
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:44 pm

Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:17 pm

Awfully politically incorrect joke incoming, pretty stupid. If you laugh to it you know you have to take a charged real .45 gun's muzzle inside your mouth and pull the trigger.

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I'm of jewish descent and I didn't invent the damn joke, I read it in a "joke's encyclopedia".

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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:42 pm

Stos wrote:
How many capitalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None.

hahahaha
how many communists dose it take to stage a coup?
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:49 am

Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:
Awfully politically incorrect joke incoming, pretty stupid. If you laugh to it you know you have to take a charged real .45 gun's muzzle inside your mouth and pull the trigger.

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I'm of jewish descent and I didn't invent the damn joke, I read it in a "joke's encyclopedia".
So... Bad...
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PostSubject: Re: ITS TIME FOR JOKE 3   Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:10 pm

jsvnt you all heard about the word?
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