...There was a magical sorcerer called Jesus of Nazareth, he was wandering through the forest with his leet band of fishermen. One of them said "I'm hungry" so Jesus turned sand into ginger ale, and they drank it then continued there quest. That night there was a strange star formation, so they followed it, there they saw a baby called Chucksyius of Norseland, for short he called himself chuck norris (yes he could talk). Jesus gave the baby a gift of the finest home videos (made by a 21st century human called anderson) chuck norris was sooo happy! Then the leet band contined Weast towards Northrend. Then they saw a mighty cave gnome. Jesus cured its lepreacy and turned it in to wine! the end.
a story by Liche