who will help me domenate the world

i need some smart people to give me advise on how to do this

Here's the basic plan:

Assemble a war council.
Build a cult-like organization.
Task it with the building and operation of a conventional business.
Use predatory tactics to grow market share.
Use profits to expand influence in other areas.

Obviously I can't go into the specifics on an open forum.


I know some of you have good ideas. That is why I am offering to actually go out and implement some of your ideas in the real world. If your ideas bear fruit, I will award you trusted advisor status and compensate you accordingly.

I am actually going to put the afore mentioned plan into action. I don't know whether I will succeed. I don't even know if I care. That's not the point. I have been thinking about this for a long time, and I don't want to die without being able say I at least made a stab at world domination.

Make sure you create a pandemic which will cause the majority of the earth to die out and become distracted as you take over one place at a time.
Oh...make a vaccine for your nation only, so the pandemic doesn't kill your men.

Than after guarding your men kill everyone in your country, revive them as zombies, let the zombies kill the remaining population with a few survivors you round up. Declare dictatorship over these members, put them in safe walls away from zombies, and make sure you have defense if those pesky civilians try to resist.

Eventually zombies die than you expand and get any remaining nukes, threaten your civialization with nuking them so you have fear, grow, and rule teh world till you die, than make yourself zombie, so you can rule longer.

Your plan is terribly flawed. You can improve it nonetheless by adding this step at the start:

Go to sleep. Once you wake up take a rubber band and duct tape and go to the kitchen. Grab the sharpest knife possible and go to the toilet. Stretch your penis and squeeze it at different points with the rubber band while pasting its tip to the WC with the duct tape. Procede to cut first the head, then up to the middle of the penile body and then its base. Once removed your penis take some aspirin and push like you were going to have a baby until you faint.

Don't forget to lock the door and obstaculize it enough to prevent anyone from enter at least for some hours.

Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:

Your plan is terribly flawed. You can improve it nonetheless by adding this step at the start:

Go to sleep. Once you wake up take a rubber band and duct tape and go to the kitchen. Grab the sharpest knife possible and go to the toilet. Stretch your penis and squeeze it at different points with the rubber band while pasting its tip to the WC with the duct tape. Procede to cut first the head, then up to the middle of the penile body and then its base. Once removed your penis take some aspirin and push like you were going to have a baby until you faint.

Don't forget to lock the door and obstaculize it enough to prevent anyone from enter at least for some hours.

hey... whats wrong with you?

looking kinda famliar, but wtf ur sick dude. u go to sleep and when you wake up u eat some chokolate and then u go to sleep again thats better plan.
but dont tell those offenciv storys. pour hoxaist, our fellow comrade

im leaving for east europe on friday. pm me if your interested in coming. there is no turning back now

Hoxhaist wrote:

im leaving for east europe on friday. pm me if your interested in coming. there is no turning back now

Why E-Europa?

Things suck there lol

if you pm me to join my crew, i will be able to tell you the details of the plan.

Tyrlop wrote:

hey... whats wrong with you?

looking kinda famliar, but wtf ur sick dude. u go to sleep and when you wake up u eat some chokolate and then u go to sleep again thats better plan.
but dont tell those offenciv storys. pour hoxaist, our fellow comrade

Sense of humor, don't you have one?

Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:

Tyrlop wrote:

hey... whats wrong with you?

looking kinda famliar, but wtf ur sick dude. u go to sleep and when you wake up u eat some chokolate and then u go to sleep again thats better plan.
but dont tell those offenciv storys. pour hoxaist, our fellow comrade

Sense of humor, don't you have one?

it was not fun, because it was really gustn

Hoxhaist wrote:

if you pm me to join my crew, i will be able to tell you the details of the plan.

i will join ur crew if i like the details.
otherwise...NO

okay okay we will discuss

Hoxhaist wrote:

okay okay we will discuss

start discussing plez

pm me, i cant discus in public for obvious reasons

Hoxhaist wrote:

pm me, i cant discus in public for obvious reasons

fine than.

dont be surpriesd if its mildy disaponting

Hoxhaist wrote:

dont be surpriesd if its mildy disaponting

its too simply make it more complex

give me some hints i am new to this profetian

Hoxhaist wrote:

give me some hints i am new to this profetian

i send in pm.
you must use SCIENCE as a weapon.
oh and u must try to obtain support from commies

Tyrlop wrote:

it was not fun, because it was really gustn

Your personal opinion others do find it funny, myself included.

Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:

Tyrlop wrote:

it was not fun, because it was really gustn

Your personal opinion others do find it funny, myself included.

dont generalize, you find it funny, i find it gustn, the others find it what they find it was it find

i dont find it apropriet to have perverted images in my brain from reading oyour 'humor:

its a joke jesus christ calm down.
that is not of import right now, were busy trying to dominate the world and your upset because of a joke?

Tyrlop wrote:

dont generalize, you find it funny, i find it gustn, the others find it what they find it was it find

I'm not generalizing for I didn't say "everyone else". I said "others" which means "some people aside form you and me".

hoxhaist, I will. PPPPPPPLEASE let me join you. omg i haaaaaaaaaaate people. we haz to change this now OK? you understand yeah?