Liberals are people terrorists so open minded that their brains have fallen out. They Are Also The cancer that is killing Human Civilization They enjoy watching the government buttfuck people into submission to pay moar taxes. Known for their hatred of America, themselves, and God, they are much maligned on LJ, TV and IRL. This group typically believes that there is no natural law or such thing as morality and diversity is good (as long as you are not a conservative, fetus, or white person). Likewise, they strongly oppose killing niggers and believe that you should be able to burn a flag whenever you want because of the "First Amendment". Ironically, they believe the Second Amendment is meaningless. To be a liberal you must first worship the liberal god, Al Gore. After that you have to believe in every fucking piece of shit that falls out of a donkey's ass. If you ever venture into a college campus, you will find that at least 100 percent of the people there claim to be liberals when in fact, they are just doing it because they think it makes them rebellious.
To put it short, liberalism is Emo in political form.