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PostSubject: Worlds funniest joke:   Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:06 am

A teacher learns that Vovochka's grandfather met Chapayev during the Russian Civil War. She asks him to come to the class on the eve of the anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution and tell the kids about his memories. The old man reluctantly agrees. Kids meet him with excitement: "Say, gramps, did you see Chapayev with your own eyes?" / "Indeed I did. There I was, on the bank of the Ural river, a Maxim machine gun firmly in my hands. Suddenly I see someone swimming across the river! His Nobleness orders me, fire Ivan, fire! Well, kids, that was the last I ever saw of Chapayev!"
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:25 am

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:55 pm

..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:39 pm

CoolKidX wrote:
..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke.
people would only get it if they know who Chapayev is
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:11 pm

Tyrlop wrote:
CoolKidX wrote:
..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke.
people would only get it if they know who Chapayev is

wich i dont
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:46 am

not the funniest, but one of the funniest.
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:51 am

Liche wrote:
not the funniest, but one of the funniest.
Meh

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:16 am

russian civil war hero (bolshevik)

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:50 pm

so... the guy killed hisown hero?
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:32 am

his grandpa did.

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:45 am

i like his grandpa
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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: Worlds funniest joke:   Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:33 pm

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