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PostSubject: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:39 am

Omegle is a site where you get to talk, literally, to strangers.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: a small dwarf approaches you with a brew in his hand and a large battle axe
Stranger: he says
Stranger: i have a quest for you good sir
Stranger: do you wish to embark
You: fuck yeas
Stranger: there is a man by the name of Eldrog who lives in the moutains north of this bar
Stranger: he has a Gem that i seek
Stranger: for its mystical powers will allow me to cure my mother of a terrible illness that has overcome her
Stranger: if you retrieve this Gem for me i will reward you
Stranger: *What do you do*
You: hmmmmmm
You: i accepts this quest, my lord
Stranger: Very well
Stranger: i have three weapons, and you may have one for your quest
Stranger: Would you like The Sword, The Bow, or The Staff
You: well, i wouldnt be able to work without support staff
You: bows are for asians
You: and swords
You: are for inteligentalextuals
You: SWORD
Stranger: very well, here is the sword
Stranger: i warn you though
Stranger: it is inscirbed with an ancient battle blessing
Stranger: with each drop of blood that touches the sword, its wielder will become more and more blood thirsty
You: wrf?
Stranger: keep your wits about you and don't grow too aggressive
You: capitilistic fine print
You: KKKKKKWHHHHHHYYYYYY
You: ok
Stranger: would you like to change?
You: no ma'am
You: changing are for smart people
Stranger: ...k
Stranger: You embark from the bar
Stranger: do you take your steed, or walk
You: what kind of retard, such as i, would walk?
You: i would take my steaad
You: but not
You: but i will
You: so ic hose
You: STEED
Stranger: you mount your steed and begin to travel North
Stranger: along your way you see a gang of highway men mugging a traveling merchant
Stranger: *what do you do
You: depends
You: what colour is he
Stranger: race?
Stranger: The merchant is an Elf
You: those damn elves killed half my family
You: let him die
Stranger: *you watch the elf die*
Stranger: The Highway Men see you
You: OH SHIT THE ELF DIED
Stranger: and realize they cant leave a witness
Stranger: the begin to charge to you
You: charge me?
Stranger: *what do you do*
You: CAPITILISM
You: i call my buddy
You: karl marx
You: and we kick their beurocratic ass to shanghai!
You: YYYYEEEE HAAAA
You: *dance
Stranger: in the fight your steed suffers a devestating blow
You: no it doesnt
Stranger: he has an open gash along his left side
Stranger: and appears to be poisoned
Stranger: *what do you do*
You: i equip blu energy stone of ejypt onto my chraizard to heal the wounded steed
You: >Critical Damage!
You: >Steed Fainted
You: well, im a level 81 dragon slayer pokemon trainer
You: so what do you expect man
You: *you continue
Stranger: you loot the killed highway men and find 31 silver, a sheild, and an interesting note
Stranger: you read the note
Stranger: it is a log of their adventures
Stranger: it says, Day 16: Eldrog summoned a demon today, appeard that only elf magic defeated the demon
Stranger: you continue on your path
Stranger: and you meet an old man
Stranger: he says, before you lies two paths, one is long and leads you through an elf encampment, the other is short, but rugged and mountainus
Stranger: *which path do you choose*
You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: ointment
You: oh wait
You: hmmmmmmmm
You: ill take the short one
You: the elves can burn
You: ill use their hide to make a sofa
You: so ill take the long one
Stranger: you take the long path
Stranger: you encounter a few elves, who also seem to be merchants
Stranger: they give you dirty looks
Stranger: *what do you do*
You: * lick my elbow
Stranger: you lick your elbow
Stranger: your mother appears
Stranger: and the elves gangbang her
Stranger: she is sodomized
Stranger: horribly
Stranger: then
Stranger: the elves cut off your penis
Stranger: and stick it up your mother
Stranger: you die of blood loss
You: im sorry, they do what??
Stranger: but not before you have your balls cut off
Stranger: and shoved down your throat
Stranger: THE END
You: but then...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
KKKKKKKWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY

that guy should be put down
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PostSubject: Re: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:44 pm

I love /B/
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PostSubject: Re: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:57 pm

mattabesta wrote:
I love /B/
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PostSubject: Re: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:33 am

Lol used to troll there.

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PostSubject: Re: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:55 am

CoolKidX wrote:
Lol used to troll there.
you can do other things on /B/?????????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: My experience with Omegle.com chat   Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:34 am

mattabesta wrote:
CoolKidX wrote:
Lol used to troll there.
you can do other things on /B/?????????????????????

Well yes of course!

Such as



Fapfapfapfapfapfapafapfapfapafapfapfpafpapafap......and I'm done.
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