Knock Knock

knock knock

environmentalist wrote:

knock knock

who's there?

boo

(its obvious but do i anyway

environmentalist wrote:

boo

(its obvious but do i anyway

ahhhh!

noo noo dont asume what i am going to say.

just continue the joke

environmentalist wrote:

noo noo dont asume what i am going to say.

just continue the joke

I donð get tís

just say who after boo

This is getting really funny.

Voice of Reason wrote:

This is getting really funny.

as in lolz
or as in wtf????????

answer the joke

knock knock who si there

boo

mattabestas line here>>>>>>

environmentalist wrote:

answer the joke

knock knock who si there

boo

mattabestas line here>>>>>>

umm, hi?

you are an idiot. its not what you think. you know hwta drop it

boo who?

i said drop it

No! I demand to know how the joke ends!

well its goes like this with three variations that you will not find funny cuase it is an american joke.

knock knock
who is there
boo
who

variation 1 why are you crying

varition 2 EMO

variation 3 YOu f**king pussy.

you got good jokes?

Stalin is addressing the Congress of the CPSU when someone sneezes. "Who sneezed!?" Stalin demands, and when no one admits to being the one who sneezed he orders the front row the congress to stand. "Which one of you sneezed ?!" asks Stalin, no one answers and he orders the guards to have them shot. Stalin then commands the second row to stand stand and demands to know which one of them sneezed. No one answers and he has them all shot. This continues until he reaches the last row and this time when he asks who sneezed, someone raises a hand and shyly says "Me.", Stalin turns to him ans says "Bless you, comrade", then continues on with his speech.

thats okay. here isa an american joke

a man chose to go to siberia to get away form the city.
while he is in his igloo, a man walkis in.
"hey i live in the igloo about 1 kilometer form here, i am having a party soon. wanna come? says the stranger
the man answers sure.
"but i must warn you, there will be drinking, fighting, and alot of sex."
"i ma coll with that says the man"but who is gonna be there.
The man replies" just you an me"

That one was pretty good.

Here's one from 30's

A new arrival brought into a cell at a gulag. The other prisoners ask what his sentence is and he says twenty-five years. They ask what he did and he replies "Nothing!". "Impossible!" shouts the other prisoners, "For nothing they give you ten years".

there was another joke i heard and you probabaly did to.

a plane was going to crash. there were 2 parachutes and three peopel on the play. a 4 year old. goerge.w. bush. and a rabbi. the rabbi said i am very old. you take the parachutes i dont care if i die. bush screamed i am the smartest. i must live. and he takes a parachute and jumps off.
the kid says to the rabbi lets go. and the rabbi says how. oh says the kid, bush didnt get my parachute he took my backpack

Here's another one from the 30's though its not quite as funny.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"NKVD!"
"You want the communists, one floor up"

lol
i got nothing for know. go to general and see the opics there