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PostSubject: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 3:23 am

any one got anymore jokes or riddles
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 4:56 am

An old one.

What walk on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 5:21 am

a person.

here is an old one to

why do firemen wear red suspenders?
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 6:24 am

environmentalist wrote:
a person.

here is an old one to

why do firemen wear red suspenders?


Its st Patricks night - this man is out with his mates in the local
He goes into the jacks and hes tacking a piss.
He looks to the cubical to the right and sees a midget
He sais- ' hey thats a fukin big one for a litle fella'
- the small man sez- im not a midgit yu fuckin egit im a leprechaun

The man sez shit you are and all!!!

The leprechaun sez yea and I can grant you ant three wishes because it paddys night, but they wont come true until the strike of 12.
The man thinks about it - and sez right -
1I want all the money in the world
2I want all women to find me sexualy attractive
3I want to be the smartest man alive

leprechaun sez OK but firs you have to do me a favor
The man sez wat - leprechaun sez 'you have ta let me ride ya up da arse'
Man- fuck off
leprechaun sez think about it - nobody will ever know - and you can have your three wishes by the strike of 12

The man thinks about it and decides its a fair deal, he pull down his trousers in the cubical and gets it over with.

Afterwards the man asks - so i get the wishes at 12 yea ?
leprechaun starts laughing

the man sez why are ya laughing ? leprechaun sez do yu mind if ask you a question - man sez yea - how old are you ? man sez 38 why ?




leprechaun sez - your 38 and still believe in fuckin leprechauns !
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 2:56 pm

lol


did you get the 5riddle?
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 7:09 pm

2 for the pink
1 in the stink

2 in the goo
1 in the poo
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 10:50 pm

I don't get yours, Enviro, sorry.

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 10:55 pm

easy.


why do firmen wear red suspenders(its a trick qustion)
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 08, 2008 11:47 pm

I don't get the people legs one.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 2:17 am

4 legs in the morning- a baby crawls on four legs

2 in the afternoon- a man walks on two feet

3 in the evening- old guy and a cane
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 2:39 am

Quote :
why do firmen wear red suspenders
A little google searching reveals:

Q. Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A. For the obvious reason...to hold their pants up. The heavy-duty fire resistant pants are made to fit over regular clothing, and therefore tend to be loose at the waist to allow them to slip into them easily.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 2:52 am

you had to google it Razz
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 3:58 am

how much chuck would a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 4:18 am

27 pounds
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 6:23 am

Nice one, enviro.

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 2:05 pm

27 pounds of chuck? What is chuck?
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:16 pm

27 pounds of wood
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:30 pm

I said how much chuck. Read more carefuller at it.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:37 pm

so you just cant talk properly. we all new you were stupid. thanks for the proof
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:41 pm

No it's right. How I said it is the original version but some idiots couldn't figure out the answer so they made up the version that is now more popular. The one where it says how much wood
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:45 pm

no. their are some words that dont even exist and the grammer is all worng
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:45 pm

You have to think outside the box.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:50 pm

think outside the box....no

dude you are the box
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:52 pm

That makes no sense. There is nothing outside of mee.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Fri May 09, 2008 11:53 pm

its a joke......boxy(yor new nickname
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