Breakfast for one. Luxury tips from Tyrlop. The Cook Channel

Today we are going to make bacon roulade with cheese.
first we weave the bacon with about 5 x 5 bacons
then we put it into the oven for about 1- 2 hours with 400 fahrenheit and after that we remove it from the oven and put it on the forehead to keep it warm. while it is stil warm we add the last and most imporant ingredience, cheese. here comes the most difficult part: advantage the cheese around the bacon and make it melt, then roll it like a pancake and then its ready to serve!

Well..that was pretty random....

Looks good though.

this is dedicated to Zealot so he can start eating some real food instead of mexican tapas, mexicans allways eat tapas and tortilla and snacks and chili. they need som real bacon to get strong, and it proberly help with ur depression.

looks tasty.

Bah! You slice it like little girl! Eat it whole like man!

Tyrlop wrote:

this is dedicated to Zealot so he can start eating some real food instead of mexican tapas, mexicans allways eat tapas and tortilla and snacks and chili. they need som real bacon to get strong, and it proberly help with ur depression.

Just for fun:

1. I didn't know Mexican tapas existed... I never heard of them... maybe they call some edible thing that way in Denmark. Not in here. There are Spanish tapas though.
2. I never eat tortillas and rarely any kind of Mexican food. I actually avoid eating maize and avocado. I never eat beans. And actually almost never eat vegetables. My diet consists of meat, fish, milk, water, bread, cheese and fruits. I eat chili rarely, no more frequently than thrice a month.
3. In order to get strong you need carbohydrates, creatin, cholesterol and proteins and of course a dose of excersise. The first of the aforementioned nutrients can be found in most kinds of bread, sweets, fruits, some vegetables and roots like potatoes, basically any food containing starch can provide you with them. The others can be found combined in animal products such as eggs, meat, milk and derivates, guts and so on. Proteins can be found not only in animals and their products but also in some plants like beans, lentils and such. Cereals are also awesome sources of protein.
The creatine and protein contents of bacon are comparatively limited in comparison to those of beef meat or fish (may those sea beasts be blessed) and its nutrinitional contents are indeed inferior. Comparably thus a mexican taco with cheese, or a typical mexican meal (lots of beans, meat, things prepared with eggs, tomato and several sorts of cerals) or ceviche (blend of sea animals' meat and fruits and/or vegetables) do have greater chances at providing you with strength.
4. What kind of depression? Economic? Emotional? Chemical? Two of them? A combination? Oh lawdy lawd.....
Such an impractical dish that consumes that much gas shouldn't be good for economy if eaten too frequently. With 15 minutes of gas in my stove I can cook my awesome marinated beef steaks in a couple of minutes. I could also improvise a grill, buy some coal and get them done there.
Emotional depression... I don't think such a dish could actually solve the conditions that make me sad. As for others... what if bacon brings them sad memoires about a beloved piglet they lost to a butcher? What if they are survivors of concentration camps and ovens bring them memoires of the Holocaust. What a lack of tact my friend. Chemical? What if the person's brain doesn't produce enough oxytocin? What if this dish doesn't stimulate the production of endorfins within the individual?

Anyway it does look tasty.

And yes, I'll second Tyrong: what a faggotly way to eat. Eat it whole you sissy.

Fahrenheit?
Pathetic.

he probably has an American stove. Or more likely, this is an American food instruction.

dude that looks amazin im guna make my sis cook me it for dinner yum!!!

october 17 wrote:

dude that looks amazin im guna make my sis cook me it for dinner yum!!!

how olds your sis

and

cooking is for Moms and Chefs.

Liche wrote:

october 17 wrote:

dude that looks amazin im guna make my sis cook me it for dinner yum!!!

how olds your sis

and

cooking is for Moms and Chefs.

And The Rock.

niceee I'm doing that.

Liche wrote:

he probably has an American stove. Or more likely, this is an American food instruction.

how different are non american stoves?

and shes 18 stos and my mom dont cook for me caus i dont live with her

october 17 wrote:

Liche wrote:

he probably has an American stove. Or more likely, this is an American food instruction.

how different are non american stoves?

and shes 18 stos and my mom dont cook for me caus i dont live with her

non American stoves have Celciour.

is that better or worse? oh and you for got step 8 eat

Looks awesome, but I don't know where you can buy such bacon.

Tyrlop, that was the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

WeiWuWei wrote:

Tyrlop, that was the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Comrade, you have a terribly limited array of experiences then. Or rather a quite sad parameter of coolness. A 3rd option unveils itself as the possibility of you being hungry.

Zealot_Kommunizma wrote:

WeiWuWei wrote:

Tyrlop, that was the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Comrade, you have a terribly limited array of experiences then. Or rather a quite sad parameter of coolness. A 3rd option unveils itself as the possibility of you being hungry.

I'm getting Chinese soon, so yeah.

i have to admit this now. this is from 4chan, my friend showed it to me, right after he showed it, it got removed from 4chan, and thanks luck, i was quick enough to save it. all my friends say that it is disgusting, i would not eat this if, i must admit that. would rather eat a pancake with marmade or 10.

Tyrlop wrote:

i have to admit this now. this is from 4chan, my friend showed it to me, right after he showed it, it got removed from 4chan, and thanks luck, i was quick enough to save it. all my friends say that it is disgusting, i would not eat this if, i must admit that. would rather eat a pancake with marmade or 10.

Why would you post something from 4chan in here?

Im gonna make this.... can i use canidian bacon?

I remember when you first showed me that on MSN, you said your mom makes it and I was like ".....it umgh....looks ok"

Who ever came up with this is an idiot. Bacon in an oven at 400F for 1-2 hours turns into something that resembles charcoal. The second time i did it for 15min and it turned out fine. Not as good as it looks, but ok.