I am Spamacus!

Locked for what? Spam in a thread for which the purpose is to compete for who can spam the most in Spamistan?

oligarch wrote:

Locked for what? Spam in a thread for which the purpose is to compete for who can spam the most in Spamistan?

this is just too spammy.

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Diogritor wrote:

Here's a something my friend just sent me:

"Trucks fuck as children tuck their shirts up their asses, so that uncle Saddam does not rape them. "Oh noez!" said lil Jimmy Paige as uncle Saddam thrust 7 more times up his asshole. At that moment uncle Sam burst into Saddam's pedo-lair. "Saddam you horny little sun of a bitch, what are you doing with my son Jimmy?" uncle Sam yelled. "He putting his wee wee up my a-hole!" said Jimmy wearily. In turn uncle Sam pulled out his machete and cut off Saddam's cash and prizes. "Oh YEEEAAAHHHH!" gasped Saddam. "I needed that. Well I'm off to teatime!" and with that uncle Saddam jumped out the window and fell to his death 600 stories below."

Renegade_Kautsky wrote:

Diogritor wrote:

Here's a something my friend just sent me:

"Trucks fuck as children tuck their shirts up their asses, so that uncle Saddam does not rape them. "Oh noez!" said lil Jimmy Paige as uncle Saddam thrust 7 more times up his asshole. At that moment uncle Sam burst into Saddam's pedo-lair. "Saddam you horny little sun of a bitch, what are you doing with my son Jimmy?" uncle Sam yelled. "He putting his wee wee up my a-hole!" said Jimmy wearily. In turn uncle Sam pulled out his machete and cut off Saddam's cash and prizes. "Oh YEEEAAAHHHH!" gasped Saddam. "I needed that. Well I'm off to teatime!" and with that uncle Saddam jumped out the window and fell to his death 600 stories below."

YOU SIR ARE MY HERO FOR POSTING THAT.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Renegade_Kautsky wrote:

Diogritor wrote:

Here's a something my friend just sent me:

"Trucks fuck as children tuck their shirts up their asses, so that uncle Saddam does not rape them. "Oh noez!" said lil Jimmy Paige as uncle Saddam thrust 7 more times up his asshole. At that moment uncle Sam burst into Saddam's pedo-lair. "Saddam you horny little sun of a bitch, what are you doing with my son Jimmy?" uncle Sam yelled. "He putting his wee wee up my a-hole!" said Jimmy wearily. In turn uncle Sam pulled out his machete and cut off Saddam's cash and prizes. "Oh YEEEAAAHHHH!" gasped Saddam. "I needed that. Well I'm off to teatime!" and with that uncle Saddam jumped out the window and fell to his death 600 stories below."

wow

mattabesta wrote:

Renegade_Kautsky wrote:

Diogritor wrote:

Here's a something my friend just sent me:

"Trucks fuck as children tuck their shirts up their asses, so that uncle Saddam does not rape them. "Oh noez!" said lil Jimmy Paige as uncle Saddam thrust 7 more times up his asshole. At that moment uncle Sam burst into Saddam's pedo-lair. "Saddam you horny little sun of a bitch, what are you doing with my son Jimmy?" uncle Sam yelled. "He putting his wee wee up my a-hole!" said Jimmy wearily. In turn uncle Sam pulled out his machete and cut off Saddam's cash and prizes. "Oh YEEEAAAHHHH!" gasped Saddam. "I needed that. Well I'm off to teatime!" and with that uncle Saddam jumped out the window and fell to his death 600 stories below."

wow

yea....

"It was not a good day to die for Lil Richard Simmons but that did not stop uncle Sam from giving him the old In-Out with a machete. Once that was finished uncle Sam rushed out the door to his next battle with evil. But just then Josef Stalin burst out of a nearby dumpster and with Chrome '45 in hand he bust 88 caps in uncle Sam's ass. "Well that was rather rude" said uncle Sam as he fell to the floor lifeless. "HAHA! another American Wigga hits the flo' stone cold courtesy of the Triumvirate!" said Stalin couthily. "Troika Assemble!" yelled Stalin. And out of the dumpster jumped Zinoveiv and Kaminev. "Sup nigga?" said Kaminev. "Just Iced Uncle Sam X-ecution style!" Stalin said smugly. I need you and Zinoviev take out this one annoying wigga who's been giving me some lip. "What's the cache?" inquired Zinoveiv. "He's got allotta friends 'ight." replied Stalin. "Just who is this Wigga?" asked Kaminev. Stalin sighed, then then replied "Why none other than Colonel Sanders"."

This confuses the fuck out of me.

That seems like a mixture of Clockwork Orange, GTA and a novel about Stalin's dangerousness to USA....

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oligarch wrote:

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Yeah, that post didn't have a message.
Not much you can do about that.

Sage goes in EVERY field

You just got DUCKROLLED

Renegade_Kautsky wrote:

Don't make fun of a hero!

kahnsguard wrote:

Renegade_Kautsky wrote:

Don't make fun of a hero!

Cool down man,

I'm down with Emiliano!

Viva Zapata!

Viva Subcomandante Marcos!