Can I have the power?

Can I have the power to remove threads/posts/whatever. Why, you may ask? One word. Watermelon. I'm not putting this to vote, it's up to Zeal and Ken entirely. I'm here all the time, always on. I can kill this fucker's efforts early. Please? I swear this power will not be abused, and that I will only use it on watermelon.

I think you control some sub-forums now where begin members can post. So good luck, and I am happy you will do this.