New proof of Turtle God Lord!

Tyrong has been bad mouthing god and has felt his wrath! But I have said "Turtle lord, maybe now he'll understand!" and Turtle Lord (Allah) fixed his electronic devices!!!

Turtle God is Allah? Wtf. Then fuck him.

Also, if everything postive happens, and you prayed before that, and claim it was a god who did it, its bullshit. Like, not even proof. I dont pray and postive things happen. That prooves you should not pray for a god to help you?

Allah, God, Divine Turtle Lord, Jehova. etc.

all the same thing man.

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

BECAUSE THERE R MORE FUCKING MUSLIMS THEN THERE ARE JEWS AND THEY ALL SAY GOD. SO ALLAH IS THE BEST
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CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

They're interchangeable words with the same meaning.

Tyrlop wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

But you only said Allah between (), why not God, Jehovah etc.?

BECAUSE THERE R MORE FUCKING MUSLIMS THEN THERE ARE JEWS AND THEY ALL SAY GOD. SO ALLAH IS THE BEST
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But not more Christians, so FU, sir.

Turtle well, I used lord to apeal to Christians/Jews and Allah to appeal to muslims. and Turtle to appear to Native Americans

Liche wrote:

Turtle well, I used lord to apeal to Christians/Jews and Allah to appeal to muslims. and Turtle to appear to Native Americans

ÖW FÜGG KÄW.
Native Americans eat turtles, they cook them. stupid son of a bitch to rock'n'roll coffe and casinoes owned by indiats

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

CoolKidX wrote:

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

I dont give a shit

Well, those Native Americans on Greenland may be giving his Danish nation some troubles.

Tyrlop wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

Tyrlop, just dont say that all the time, for no reason you say that, be careful cuz it may be seen as trolling and/or spamming, someone could just get you a trial on your ass.

I dont give a shit

No seriously Tyrlop, don't do that, don't hit that shit on me, I ban your ass nigga. lol.

People, people, PLEASE. We ALL know it's the Giant Space Duck. Now, hurry with your sacrifices, for if He is not pleased, he shall devour the world.

Alright, seriously, you guys shouldn't joke around like this. You are probably pissing off Cthulhu right now.

Hail, Cthulhu! Lord of the dark, Great Lord of all! To show my faith, I display my pushie with pride! He's so CUTE!



Seriously, they make a PLUSHIE of Cthulhu. How wrong is THAT?

Not wrong Tyrong, I'd say cute.

I would buy one, but my dog would chew it up, and in the process get possessed.

i kkkhope you guys get killed by retarted monkey with pencil in a spaceship

We hope nice things on you Alex.

Allah means god in Arab, its also used by Christians who live in the middle east so don't fucking bullshit me, you xenophobe.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

We hope nice things on you Alex.

sank you guyz, remember to pray for za healing of my mental cranium

EDIT: why ist your signature so long, anykkkways?

Cause.

Divine turtle god save Alex's soul form Ignorance!

Blessed be those who can educate them selves through living , and come to a new sense of light (lol cum).

Liche wrote:

Divine turtle god save Alex's soul form Ignorance!

Blessed be those who can educate them selves through living , and come to a new sense of light (lol cum).

say kkkwhat