Jehovah's at the door.

Subject: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:02 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYaOIlFMqw

Awesome video of a guy who just owns them.

I wanted to show that, but also ask what do you do when JW's come to your door? Last time I had a big dicussion with them, but that was a year ago, and now I gained more knowledge on how ridiclious it is, I hope I can have a better dicussion and all.

For the rest everyone I know just closes the door is like "yeah.. yeah.. ok go away now?"

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:00 pm

I'm an Atheist, but I think it's funnier to lie to them and simply tell them that I'm Jewish.

Works like a charm, by the way.

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:24 pm

Nice. Ramen, brothers and sisters.

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:17 pm

they never come to me, but my friend used to say he was the devil and bla bla and they freaked out, he told me.

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:21 am

I think one day I may just have my home prepared with pieces of animals, pentagrams and play O fortuna, let them in and start seizing and such, maybe drug my ferrets so they look demonic and hopefully at least disturb them.

Nah... too impractical and I don't think it'd work.

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:38 am

Nah, that would work nicely. Just make sure you get lots of assorted animal parts from the butcher's. And use pig hearts only. They're the most like humans'

Subject: Re: Jehovah's at the door. Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:43 pm

Tyrong Kojy wrote:: Nah, that would work nicely. Just make sure you get lots of assorted animal parts from the butcher's. And use pig hearts only. They're the most like humans'

I don't know... plus unless they had some medical training or knowledge on Biology I doubt they'd be trying to distinguish between organs and animals' pieces.