My Band

Me and my friend have a singing band. We made like 4 songs so far- but guess 3 of them are in my locker or something cuz I only found one of them. I will post the other songs later. We wrote completely different songs in different styles. The one below is a screamo song.

Uncle Ricardo - Screamo song
(Spoken)
Uncle Ricardo, you ist a like a fork, but a different. This is why I dedicate this song to your person.

(Sung)
Uncle,Uncle, kkkwhy za kkkhell,
did you steal my lawn-mo-wair?
I kkkwill attack like rabid bear,
and pull out all your pubic kkkhair!

Kkkwhy za, kkkwhy za, kkkwhy za fuck,
did you eat my easter eggs-you bastard!
I kkkwill murder you! Beach!

(Chorus)You fucking retard,
I want to keel you!
You cancelled sonpgebob and I keeled your brozer too!
You fuck my life up one more time,
and I will keel you!!!!

You!!!You!!You drove my first car srough za roof!
I kkkhate your nuts! Mozerfozer!

You keeled my first pet deer! My deer!
What za kkkhell did you do to kkkhim anyways?

(Chorus)

You fucked my Farmville account, I kkkhope you die you little bastard!
I kkkhope zat your anthrax will be of too much amount!

Le Fin.

The other ones are much better, because they actually follow a tune and rhyme all the way. This one we wrote about a person - but I cannot tell you who because they can get me in a lot of trouble. We just switched the name to Uncle Ricardo.

If a person ingests to much of a deadly poison, they just throw it up, and release the poison, increasing their chance of them living.


ps: how is kkkkkhey pronounced?

Liche wrote:

If a person ingests to much of a deadly poison, they just throw it up, and release the poison, increasing their chance of them living.


ps: how is kkkkkhey pronounced?

like kkkkwaffles and kkkhello. like ks...kkhow am i supposed to be able to be told you zis?

Weak ass lyrics.

CoolKidX wrote:

Weak ass lyrics.

Cal Johnson
There once was a man who shot the man, who killed the man, who was the man-
Cal johnson
Cal johnson
He had a hat, who liked hats, he wore hats, he hated hats
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He never shot a gun
but when it came to the Chinese
he shot down everyone
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He had a horse named Blue,
His horse's name was Clyde

Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He was born the day he died...

Carl Johnson, CJ, GTA SA.

Cal Johnson sounds weird.

CoolKidX wrote:

Carl Johnson, CJ, GTA SA.

Cal Johnson sounds weird.

Its a country song supposed to be sung wis a frankfurtanese accent

Goats
Goats
I like
Isa very nice

And when you see a goat,
is a very nice I like

Kkkwhat is green,
and look like bucket?
A GREEN BUCKET

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

I lika chicken,
Isa very nice.

Goats,
I like,
Isa very nice.

And when you see a goat,
you turn yourself on!
I like, I like, I like....
* Guitar solo

Rice
Rice is very nice,
it is not like spice.
From China it come,
in canoe,
which came from chicken,
that is moo.

Eating rice is amazing sensation,
its about a retards temptation,
to eat rice insteadof,
putting his location inside a woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

Rice come in colour of many,
but of white rice there is plenty!
That is why it is so easy,
to make a song taht is very cheesy.

So please,
what have learnt today?
SANTA IS DRUNK WHEN HE RIDE HIS SLEIGH

alexCCCP-RUS-54321 wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

Weak ass lyrics.

Cal Johnson
There once was a man who shot the man, who killed the man, who was the man-
Cal johnson
Cal johnson
He had a hat, who liked hats, he wore hats, he hated hats
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He never shot a gun
but when it came to the Chinese
he shot down everyone
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He had a horse named Blue,
His horse's name was Clyde

Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He was born the day he died...

This song is stolen from Seth MacFarlane....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3U1FVs6QqU

Liche wrote:

alexCCCP-RUS-54321 wrote:

CoolKidX wrote:

Weak ass lyrics.

Cal Johnson
There once was a man who shot the man, who killed the man, who was the man-
Cal johnson
Cal johnson
He had a hat, who liked hats, he wore hats, he hated hats
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He never shot a gun
but when it came to the Chinese
he shot down everyone
Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He had a horse named Blue,
His horse's name was Clyde

Cal Johnson
Cal Johnson
He was born the day he died...

This song is stolen from Seth MacFarlane....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3U1FVs6QqU

LOL ARE YOU FCUKING SERIOUS
MY FRIEND WROTE THAT
man hes in trouble

Wow alex, you actually lowered to the level you were gonna copy/paste lyrics from other songs? Wow how pathetic and sure, your friend made it up, sure, I bet that's a excuse.

CoolKidX wrote:

Wow alex, you actually lowered to the level you were gonna copy/paste lyrics from other songs? Wow how pathetic and sure, your friend made it up, sure, I bet that's a excuse.

I swear I did my friend said he made the Karate song and the Cal Johnson song.I made the goat, teh uncle, and the rice song. Honestly, search those three songs, I made them. Being a Christian, I swear he brought those two songs to school, written on paper and showed them to everybody, calling them "my songs", saying things like" do you want to hear my song?". I then said I will write my own songs too , and we made a band. I did not copy those songs- he did. Sure, don't believe me, cuz I can't prove to you that I never claimed those were my songs. I said that were mine and my friend's- mine are mine, my friends are others.

You know in the uncle song, how it says pull out pubic hair? Thats because the orignal lyrics said " pol-air (polar) bear- he said " change it to how its like in my song" To pull out pubic hair- which from teh Karate song, which he also claimed he worte.
What a bitch, I can't believe he lied.

So he showed it to you, AT SCHOOL, ON PAPER.

... though you remember the WHOLE song out of your head after school? That does not make sense, you copy/pasted cuz that just seems weird to me.

wtf dose being christian have to do with anything?

CoolKidX wrote:

So he showed it to you, AT SCHOOL, ON PAPER.

... though you remember the WHOLE song out of your head after school? That does not make sense, you copy/pasted cuz that just seems weird to me.

No not the whole song. He only copied some parts- hi didn't write everything. Notice on what I posted was only some of the sing. WE were singing a lot at school, so I had kind of memorized it. I typed whatever I could remember, and even if you check it against the real lyrics, you will see i mixed up some words. He also claimed to have written a karate song, which I couldn't remember which is Why I didn't post it. It turns out that song was by Tenacious D.

So yea we beat him at school today cuz of plagiarism.

Liche, its just that if I'm Christian, there is greater chance I wouldn't just swear about everything, Of course, I could just claim I'm Christian, or just cuz I'm Christian I could just be lying, w/e.

Oh sure you sing alot at school.

And you beat up the kid? For that fucking reason? The fuck is wrong with you? But you're probably lying or you think giving one punch is beating up.

What? Why did you beat him up?

Liche wrote:

What? Why did you beat him up?

of course it was an exagerration- its just funny cuz the vice principal thins me and my other friend bully him and i got in so much shit and had to write an apology letter and then i gave it to him and he just started laughing and all this crap.

if the VP heard that i even touched him, she said " you'd be in here (the office) quiker than you can say suspension.

OH LOL i think my teach and the VP were talking about me so i waved at her like a retard and she got mad but couldn't do anything about it.

Wow you must a real badass on school, really. *cough*

Do you smoke to?

CoolKidX wrote:

Wow you must a real badass on school, really. *cough*

Do you smoke to?

nah, bad for your lungs. i do sugar ( the real stuff) you just which you could be as badass as me

im not trying to seem tough or anything. the inside(!) joke was that i got in trouble for bullying my other friend, teh guy who plagirized,( which my friends find amusing) and teh VP told me i would get in alot of trouble if I did do anything to him. if i actually did beat him, i wouldn't be right now.

alexCCCP-RUS-54321 wrote:

nah, bad for your lungs. i do sugar ( the real stuff) you just which you could be as badass as me

Reallll tough guyyyyy.

Enough stupid talk, I think we're all done with this topic.

CoolKidX wrote:

alexCCCP-RUS-54321 wrote:

nah, bad for your lungs. i do sugar ( the real stuff) you just which you could be as badass as me

Reallll tough guyyyyy.

Enough stupid talk, I think we're all done with this topic.

umm. i'm just gonna make sure, you know i was being sarcastic right?