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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:59 pm | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:50 pm | |
| - environmentalist wrote:
- knock knock
who's there? | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:46 pm | |
| boo
(its obvious but do i anyway | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:54 pm | |
| - environmentalist wrote:
- boo
(its obvious but do i anyway ahhhh! | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:30 am | |
| noo noo dont asume what i am going to say.
just continue the joke | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:13 am | |
| - environmentalist wrote:
- noo noo dont asume what i am going to say.
just continue the joke I donð get tís | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:15 am | |
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Voice of Reason Komsomol Member
Posts : 183 Join date : 2008-01-12
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:08 am | |
| This is getting really funny. | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:01 am | |
| - Voice of Reason wrote:
- This is getting really funny.
as in lolz or as in wtf???????? | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:37 am | |
| answer the joke
knock knock who si there
boo
mattabestas line here>>>>>> | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:48 pm | |
| - environmentalist wrote:
- answer the joke
knock knock who si there
boo
mattabestas line here>>>>>> umm, hi? | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:16 am | |
| you are an idiot. its not what you think. you know hwta drop it | |
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oligarch Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643 Join date : 2008-01-31
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:25 am | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:15 am | |
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oligarch Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643 Join date : 2008-01-31
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:17 am | |
| No! I demand to know how the joke ends! | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:19 am | |
| well its goes like this with three variations that you will not find funny cuase it is an american joke.
knock knock who is there boo who
variation 1 why are you crying
varition 2 EMO
variation 3 YOu f**king pussy.
you got good jokes? | |
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oligarch Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643 Join date : 2008-01-31
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:27 am | |
| Stalin is addressing the Congress of the CPSU when someone sneezes. "Who sneezed!?" Stalin demands, and when no one admits to being the one who sneezed he orders the front row the congress to stand. "Which one of you sneezed ?!" asks Stalin, no one answers and he orders the guards to have them shot. Stalin then commands the second row to stand stand and demands to know which one of them sneezed. No one answers and he has them all shot. This continues until he reaches the last row and this time when he asks who sneezed, someone raises a hand and shyly says "Me.", Stalin turns to him ans says "Bless you, comrade", then continues on with his speech. | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:37 am | |
| thats okay. here isa an american joke
a man chose to go to siberia to get away form the city. while he is in his igloo, a man walkis in. "hey i live in the igloo about 1 kilometer form here, i am having a party soon. wanna come? says the stranger the man answers sure. "but i must warn you, there will be drinking, fighting, and alot of sex." "i ma coll with that says the man"but who is gonna be there. The man replies" just you an me" | |
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oligarch Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643 Join date : 2008-01-31
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:47 am | |
| That one was pretty good.
Here's one from 30's
A new arrival brought into a cell at a gulag. The other prisoners ask what his sentence is and he says twenty-five years. They ask what he did and he replies "Nothing!". "Impossible!" shouts the other prisoners, "For nothing they give you ten years". | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:59 am | |
| there was another joke i heard and you probabaly did to.
a plane was going to crash. there were 2 parachutes and three peopel on the play. a 4 year old. goerge.w. bush. and a rabbi. the rabbi said i am very old. you take the parachutes i dont care if i die. bush screamed i am the smartest. i must live. and he takes a parachute and jumps off. the kid says to the rabbi lets go. and the rabbi says how. oh says the kid, bush didnt get my parachute he took my backpack | |
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oligarch Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1643 Join date : 2008-01-31
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:01 am | |
| Here's another one from the 30's though its not quite as funny.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "NKVD!" "You want the communists, one floor up" | |
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enviro Member of the Supreme Council
Posts : 2629 Join date : 2008-02-05 Age : 25 Location : bite the power
| Subject: Re: Knock Knock Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:01 am | |
| lol i got nothing for know. go to general and see the opics there | |
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