Communists are actually quite easy to identify. They do not believe in colors besides red, black and white, so any person seen sporting any other colors is definitely not a communist. Typical communists come in two flavors. The first kind are the poor college students either taking Political Science or Liberal Arts or some such shit, made obvious by their world weary expressions and distaste for anything they deem "unintellectual". Secondary yet ultimately phony communists include the "teenage" communists. They can be seen on Facebook or MySpace joining groups or pointing to communist flags, as per example. They usually don't know what the fuck they're talking about and are in the process of looking for another way to piss off their fascist, consumerist parents. Lulz.