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Tyrlop
Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1853
Join date : 2008-06-01
|  Subject: Worlds funniest joke:  Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:06 am | |
| A teacher learns that Vovochka's grandfather met Chapayev during the Russian Civil War. She asks him to come to the class on the eve of the anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution and tell the kids about his memories. The old man reluctantly agrees. Kids meet him with excitement: "Say, gramps, did you see Chapayev with your own eyes?" / "Indeed I did. There I was, on the bank of the Ural river, a Maxim machine gun firmly in my hands. Suddenly I see someone swimming across the river! His Nobleness orders me, fire Ivan, fire! Well, kids, that was the last I ever saw of Chapayev!" | |
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desiruh
Young Pioneer
Posts : 10
Join date : 2009-01-25
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:25 am | |
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CoolKidX
Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4639
Join date : 2008-02-14
Location : Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:55 pm | |
| ..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke. | |
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Tyrlop
Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1853
Join date : 2008-06-01
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:39 pm | |
| - CoolKidX wrote:
- ..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke.
people would only get it if they know who Chapayev is | |
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offitom
Young Pioneer
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Join date : 2009-01-25
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:15 pm | |
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october 17
Hero of Socialist Labor
Posts : 493
Join date : 2009-01-08
Age : 33
Location : illinois usa earth the universe
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:11 pm | |
| - Tyrlop wrote:
- CoolKidX wrote:
- ..hmm... nope, not the worlds funniest joke.
people would only get it if they know who Chapayev is wich i dont | |
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Liche
Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613
Join date : 2008-01-30
Age : 30
Location : USA-Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:46 am | |
| not the funniest, but one of the funniest. | |
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CoolKidX
Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4639
Join date : 2008-02-14
Location : Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:51 am | |
| - Liche wrote:
- not the funniest, but one of the funniest.
Meh | |
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revolution
Member of the WR Committee
Posts : 1042
Join date : 2007-10-15
Age : 30
Location : Yanqui central
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:16 am | |
| russian civil war hero (bolshevik) | |
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october 17
Hero of Socialist Labor
Posts : 493
Join date : 2009-01-08
Age : 33
Location : illinois usa earth the universe
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:50 pm | |
| so... the guy killed hisown hero? | |
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revolution
Member of the WR Committee
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Age : 30
Location : Yanqui central
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:32 am | |
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mattabesta
Chairman of the Supreme Council
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Join date : 2007-12-23
Age : 29
Location : Iceland
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:45 am | |
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Liche
Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 4613
Join date : 2008-01-30
Age : 30
Location : USA-Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:55 am | |
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CoolKidX
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| | Subject: Re: Worlds funniest joke: Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:33 pm | |
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