If the Other Side (Soviets) Won the War (Pics!!!)

http://www.cracked.com/article_16577_what-world-would-look-like-if-other-side-won-war.html

I loved #6 and #1.

Haha, very funny.

11# and 6# .

10, 6, 5 and 2

#1,#10, and #11



#13 doesn't really make any sence.

LOL 11 is great.

MightyObserver wrote:

#1,#10, and #11



#13 doesn't really make any sence.

Technically, it isn't real history. The stormtrooper mask is on a Ewok.

carmen510 wrote:

MightyObserver wrote:

#1,#10, and #11



#13 doesn't really make any sence.

Technically, it isn't real history. The stormtrooper mask is on a Wookie.

That's an Ewok.

carmen510 wrote:

The stormtrooper mask is on a Wookie.

If Tyrong was here he wouldn't be happy with that observation.

I see he corrected it. And he's lucky. Ewoks have no evolutionary relation to the Wookie.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

I see he corrected it. And he's lucky. Ewoks have no evolutionary relation to the Wookie.

LOL!!

Tyrong, you leik SW?

Like? I want you to answer the following questions. What happened to the Empire? What happened to Boba Fett? What happened to Chewbaca?

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

Like?

Yea, I meant like.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to the Empire?

No idea.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to Boba Fett?

He started a casino(idk).

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to Chewbaca?

He lives in peace together with every one else on the good side.

But I'm more a fan of the Ep.1-2-3 movies, not the old ones .

What happened to the Empire? - It continued on and gained approximately half the galaxy as their territory. THey signed a peace treaty witht he Republic, now no longer called that, and lived at peace.

What happened to Boba Fett? - He gout out of the Sarlac, being the first, (Now second, with Force Unleashed) and is kinda pissed at Han.

What happened to Chewbaca? The Yuuzhan Vong killed him when they destroyed the planet he was on by colliding the moon into it.

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But I'm more a fan of the Ep.1-2-3 movies, not the old ones .

Remind me to hurt you later.

To be fair, I never watched any Star Wars (Or Godfather) movies. So its amazing I know what a Wookie is.

I've been trying to watch them, but I always don't have enough time.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to the Empire? - It continued on and gained approximately half the galaxy as their territory. THey signed a peace treaty witht he Republic, now no longer called that, and lived at peace.

Who is there leader without ze Sith and Vader?

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to Boba Fett? - He gout out of the Sarlac, being the first, (Now second, with Force Unleashed) and is kinda pissed at Han.

You clever dog!

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

What happened to Chewbaca? The Yuuzhan Vong killed him when they destroyed the planet he was on by colliding the moon into it.

Why?

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

Remind me to hurt you later.

Meh.

So where do you know all that stuff?
And why dont you like Ep.1-2-3? Their awesome, and to be honest, episode 5 was fu*king horrible in my opnion.

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So where do you know all that stuff?

wookipedia

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And why dont you like Ep.1-2-3? Their awesome, and to be honest, episode 5 was fu*king horrible in my opnion.

BEcause they suck! The acting of Anikin in all the movies is terrible, Jar-Jar is obnoxious and rascist and the jokes assinine, and Lucas's reliance on ONLY CGI effects completely removes the pizzaz of the original trilogy. As for 5, it's considered the best by most. It has the great story twist, excellent story and some of the most character progression, not relying ONLY on fight after running fight, as well as having elements that even at that time wouldn't be considered cliche.

11 10 and 6



I liked it

Yeah I'd say episode 5 was the best, or at least the one I liked the most.

Seems that guys like you CKX we're the "target market" for 1, 2 and 3

...I liked all six movies.


And I could've answered the the question about Chewbaca.

CoolKidX wrote:

Who is there leader without ze Sith and Vader?

This question confuses me. By "sith" are you somehow referring to emperor Palpatine?

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

]Jar-Jar is obnoxious and rascist

What's racist about an orange amphibian?

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

BEcause they suck! The acting of Anikin in all the movies is terrible, Jar-Jar is obnoxious and rascist and the jokes assinine,

Ok, the jokes are kinda lame, but hey, CP-3O's jokes, or rather style is lame aswell so yeah.. and why is he racist? He' just chillin' in the hood yo.

Tyrong Kojy wrote:

It has the great story twist, excellent story and some of the most character progression, not relying ONLY on fight after running fight, as well as having elements that even at that time wouldn't be considered cliche.

Now I dont wanna be see as the guy taht only likes fight scnese only etc, but I really not liked it, it may be the old camera and old effects(which in that time were awesome), but .. meh, I didnt really like it, I like 4 and 6 better.

But I must admit, the effects and sh*t in 1,2,3 did play a little part in the awesomeness of them.

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Seems that guys like you CKX we're the "target market" for 1, 2 and 3

I feel used now .

CKX wrote:

I feel used now .

You shouldn't. It's just that you liked them while many (specially Star Wars fans) didn't and the only "superior" thing there are effects.

I'm a SW fan! As in ep 1-2-3 fan .

haha

Should I be sad or happy I knew all the answers too Tyrongs questions?

And, the idea of escaping it from Force Unleashed was to assure doubtful fans Boba Fett is still really alive. And yea, Chewbakas death is fairly well known (even though I think I just misspelled his name :S). (btw I use to be-and still kind of am-the biggest Boba Fett fan ever).

Doubtful? How could the be doubtful? Sure after getting out he was caughty by it AGAIN, but he got out that second time. I mean if they don't know much beyond the movies/games, then I suppose, but we KNOW he got out. Twice. Last I checked, he's kinda pissed. Though DID train Han's kid to kill her brother.

WeiWuWei wrote:

LOL 11 is great.

ya, i got a kick when i saw "gulag" .

I gotta say though, 14 was actually my favorite. Just thinking about the persians bragging about killing 300 people gives me the chuckles.