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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Mon May 12, 2008 3:10 pm

Chuck Norris tells Watermelon jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Tue May 13, 2008 11:21 pm

there is not evolution- just the animals chuck norris lets live

when chuck morris falls into the water... he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Tue May 13, 2008 11:31 pm

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. Just never his own.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris wins Connect Four in 3 moves.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Tue May 13, 2008 11:57 pm

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.


Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 12:17 am

Did you hear about the time Cuck Norris won the Boston Marathon?

2 hours after the gun went off, Chuck Norris started the race.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 1:31 am

I love this. I wish I had some Chuck Norris jokes.

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 1:33 am

search on google you'll find plenty.
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 3:04 am

i memorized mine but hey....google works
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 3:28 am

Aw... but me lazy.....

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 11:09 pm

also you font now proper gramma
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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Wed May 14, 2008 11:55 pm

Yeah....

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PostSubject: Re: psrt dues   Thu May 15, 2008 1:48 am

yeah(lets get hight)
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