mcdonalds mario and sweet sweet love making

i lost my virginity this year to the sister of a mcdonalds coworker of mine
sad but true

more recently tho another girl from mcdonalds came to my place to give me a ride home from work

we both had kindof a thing for eachother for a while yada yada yada

anyhoo i try to get her to come in for some sex

when she said sex shouldnt be planed out or somthing simalar
i said well how about we play some mario no sex involved
she sed yes and 20 minits later were going at it

an hour later were still screwing (with her up top at this point) when my sister startes banging on the door (for those of you dont know i live in a 0 bedroom apartment with my sister)

me and my coworker quickly scramble to find our clothes wich took a long time as the place was a mess

and my sister didbt say a thing she went on like nothing happend waiting for the next day to confront me

anyway mario as become a code word for sex between me and that coworker ever since

Girls working at McDonalds... uhm.. hot?

Lol.

Also, I thought you were dead, seriously, also 2012 is FUCKING FAKE!!!
It is been proven haha, it was a mis-calculation.

hey dont be dogin on mcdonalds worker

only 1 of the 3 women ive slept with there were ... Ugly
and she made up for that with skill


i aint dead though i hear that alot as ive been away so long

but like i said i work at mcdonalds moneys tight i cant pay for the internet

and its a pain in the ass loging in thru a phone

i aint dead

october 17 wrote:

hey dont be dogin on mcdonalds worker

only 1 of the 3 women ive slept with there were ... Ugly
and she made up for that with skill


i aint dead though i hear that alot as ive been away so long

but like i said i work at mcdonalds moneys tight i cant pay for the internet

and its a pain in the ass loging in thru a phone

i aint dead

Okay good, good.

But dude, 2012 is fake, reply ?

um yes 2012 is most likley fake........


anyway this girl lets call her...... Marry came overlas nigtht

this time p planned ahead and made my sister stay away from home

"marry" likes it kinky any advice?

if your a kid with no clue what a woman tastes like pleas dont waist my time

Welcome back man.

CKX, I think he dosen't care about 2012 anymore, or didn't in the first place.

But man, like BDSM kinky? or what. Try lightly and keep getting more kinky as you go up. Start with just hand cuffs (or have you done that already?).

PS: Ask kismet she probably knows most about this kind of stuff

Spoiler:

um... Kismet..... This is news to me

haha I was joking

this thread is far too 4chan for my liking

... I'm pretty sure O17 is full of shit. That, or this thread is an anacronism