| Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh | |
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Independent Young Pioneer
Posts : 23 Join date : 2008-04-08 Age : 35 Location : United states, Kentucky.
| Subject: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| To quote Churchill: "A joke is a very serious thing."
Post quotes of importance here if you feel the desire. I know I will.
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:41 pm | |
| "all die eqal" some guy I can't remember. "God is dead"- Niche | |
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Watermelon ZEK in siberian gulag
Posts : 2650 Join date : 2008-04-05 Age : 30 Location : springfield, il
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:52 pm | |
| "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell" -Edward Abbey
"Only after the last tree has been cut down Only after the last river has been poisoned Only after the last fish has been caught Only then you will find out that money cannot be eaten" - ancient Cree prophecy "If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine" -Che
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." -Karl Marx
"The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs" -Karl Marx | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:57 am | |
| "men's nature is alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart" confucius
"Have no frinds not eqal to you" same
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater"---albert einstein.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." churchil
for all idiots out there churchill is callin humans pigs. | |
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Independent Young Pioneer
Posts : 23 Join date : 2008-04-08 Age : 35 Location : United states, Kentucky.
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:53 am | |
| "Every cook has to learn how to govern the state." Lenin
"America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose."
Herbert Hoover | |
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Black_Cross Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2008-04-04 Age : 35 Location : Sisyphean Hell
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:34 am | |
| - Quote :
- "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." churchil
for all idiots out there churchill is callin humans pigs And then we turn them into bacon. HA! take that Wilbur! guess i gotta give my 2 cents to this thread, so... "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society." - Rush Limbaugh "We spent $3 million to study the DNA of bears in Montana. I don't know if that was a paternity issue or a criminal issue." - McCain "You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." - McCain The first McCain quote i was laughing with him, but the second... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:57 am | |
| - mattabesta wrote:
- "all die eqal" some guy I can't remember.
"God is dead"- Niche You mean Nietzsche Some good Oda Nobunaga quotes Those who seek fear shall have it in abundance. Retreat and find doom. Advance and find doom. Which will it be? You shall all perish in flames! Without destruction, there is no creation... there is no change. Some fools are beyond salvation. Destroy everything equally. |
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Black_Cross Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2008-04-04 Age : 35 Location : Sisyphean Hell
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:03 pm | |
| "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Churchill
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." -Aesop
"The ballot is stronger than the bullet." -Lincoln (ya, it makes me laugh)
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." -Napoleon
Independant- Was that quote you posted about ideas being powerful by Stalin? Cos that's a good quote, and the idea of it also makes me laugh. | |
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Independent Young Pioneer
Posts : 23 Join date : 2008-04-08 Age : 35 Location : United states, Kentucky.
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:41 am | |
| “Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'”
Thomas Sowell | |
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Black_Cross Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2008-04-04 Age : 35 Location : Sisyphean Hell
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:23 am | |
| "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." -Groucho Marx
"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." -Ambrose Bierce
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." -Ronald Reagan
"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." -Ted Kennedy
Haha, not really related to politics, but it makes me laugh.
"I am not one who — who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around." -George Bush, Sr.
.......ya
"This is a stain on his legacy, much worse, much deeper, than the one on Monica's blue dress." -Gordon Fischer, in reference to Bill Clinton's attacks on Obama | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:51 am | |
| "It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes." (Josef Stalin) |
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Black_Cross Chairman of the WR Committee
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2008-04-04 Age : 35 Location : Sisyphean Hell
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:47 pm | |
| hahaha, i just remembered this one.
Asked if he woulda gone to war with Saddam if he had refused to disarm Iraq, Kerry answered:
"You bet we might have." - John Kerry | |
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inkus2000 New Party Member
Posts : 541 Join date : 2008-03-31 Location : I woke up this morning and I dont know where I am.
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| "Hackers on steroids!" fox | |
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Watermelon ZEK in siberian gulag
Posts : 2650 Join date : 2008-04-05 Age : 30 Location : springfield, il
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:14 am | |
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Cyprian Uljanow World Republic Party Member
Posts : 690 Join date : 2008-03-25 Age : 45 Location : Wroclaw
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:40 pm | |
| "If God isn't dead, he aparently left and didn't saywhen will he be back." Lech Walensa
"You Sir are Retarded." Felix Dzierzynski
"I'm a Libertarian at one point and a Socialist at another if the occasion needs it!" Benito Musolini | |
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mattabesta Chairman of the Supreme Council
Posts : 3936 Join date : 2007-12-23 Age : 29 Location : Iceland
| Subject: Re: Quotes (Moderately) related to politics that make us laugh Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:55 pm | |
| "we have full controle on inflation" this is what the fed's executive in iceland sayd before inflation hit 11% and the krona fell 33% | |
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